My perfect date would be staying in, watching a movie curled up together
on the couch.

Hello, I am totally into you, but I not real good at meeting beautiful
women. I would really like to get to know you. Lets exchange phone
numbers and email, and see where this leads us, worst case we just found
a friendship.

Do you wash you pants in windex? Cuz I sure can see myself in them.

How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Can I have your phone number? I lost mine.

So since the girls all get prettier at closing time, what ya say,
should we leave early before someone becomes more appealing to me.

Being with my family and friends, and that one person who makes me
happy.

I have had one night stands "fall in love" and it was hard as hell to
get rid of him. Finally I was like look its not gonna work between us,
you really need to move on. About 2 weeks later he did.

new mexico can pull you over for not wearing it and the fine is $75. I
never take my car out of park without it on.

I have been married, and it was a really bad time. I would still get
married again. I wouldnt marry anyone tomorrow, but I am not going to
totally disregard the idea.

Thats too funny

Thanks

Thanks

If Would Have Only Known
If I would have only known that today would
be the last day that we would be together,
I would have made sure to say I Love You,
not getting upset when you left the wet
towel on the floor.
I would have made sure I gave
you a kiss and hug,
not yelling at you to straighten the rug.
If I had of only known that the end would
come tonight,
I would have held you oh so tight.
As I laid there sleeping next to you,
I had no idea that I was so close to losing you.
If I would have only known that my life
without you would be so stripped,
my dear this part I would have skipped.
My darling its time to say goodbye,
I have to close before i start to cry.
Your love I will always carry with me,
because in my heart you will always be.

Copyright ©2007 Debbie Lee Justus

Sure.

My favorite date was with a friend. We went to his house and just
cuddled on the couch watching tv. Just being there to enjoy each others
company, being able to touch, feel, hear, laugh with each other, without
the outside world looking at us, knowing it didnt matter what we did or
when we did it. Thats what made it the best date of my life. Oh yeah
and if he by chance reads this....... Let's do it again sometime

i have had one....they arent that great so I try and stay away from
them...... i would rather have a hand to hold than a mouse....... but to
each their own... good luck to ya

Very very funny.......

Very very funny.......