Is the puppies father

Damn! Hi cutie!

Hey priveleged but human.

He just doesn't have to pay for his, like we do!

Not exactly in that manner...

I think I might have said that to someone, only to realize LATER that I really did love them.

But no I could never do that to myself or someone else for that matter.

I happen to be 6'3" 250 lbs...but I work construction during the day and am a bouncer at night, so mine is more muscle than fat. I haven't had a problem finding women.

But you give up too easily. I work around people all the time and especially at the nightclubs, I see more big, FAT, dudes with fine women.

Part of the reason is that they realize that looks are superficial and they work to develop their REAL attractive qualities.

Such as their charm, wit, sense of humor....

Kindness, caring, selflessness....

Loyalty, trust, security, commitment.

and love, communication, and respect.

I wold suggest spending time building these qualities, trying them out, then come back and tell us how tired you are.

a parole date

See what I mean...lol. I know I didn't generalize, in fact I clearly stated that I have only dated women older than myself. So I am really not complaining. My present fiancee is seven years older than myself and we have been together for five years.

So the man asked me about older women and I gave him advice from my own personal (see the inclusiveness there) experiences from BOTH sides of the fence.

The fact remains (when you get off your soapbox)that there ARE some women who are controlling and who have an extremely intolerable attitude when it comes to what they are looking for. Doesn't imply in the slightest ALL women.

Not to advocate settling at all...but if I found the woman of my dreams and she snored (one of my personal deal-breakers) I would be open minded enough to accept that flaw for the sake of a great relationship. And believe me, my girl snores every night in my ear, but I wouldn't have it any other way. Another fact is that there are women who would never compromise in that manner and as a result, lose out on some potential relationship that would have fulfilled all their desires.

I in no way intended for you in particular to take offense to something I meant for someone else. I try not to judge, stereotype, or profile so if you think I did, then all I can do is offer my sincerest apology.

But there is some reason you bristled up at my comments...maybe I could invite you for a cup of herbal tea and we could talk it out?

Maybe this will help explain the difference:

CONVERSATION OVERHEARD BETWEEN TWO MEN:

So I was walking down the street and I saw Chuck who owes me 20 bucks. I asked for my money, he said f--k you so I hit him in the eye and told him he better have my money.


You see, just the facts...direct and to the point.

CONVERSATION OVERHEARD BETWEEN TWO WOMEN:

Well, first you have to understand that I was on my period and you know how that makes me. So I saw Joan, who invited me to the gym with her and I don't understand why she would say that...is she trying to say I'm getting fat? You know I just had a child and that's a job in itself and my boyfriend doesn't love me because when I wanted to talk to him, can you believe he had the nerve to ask if it could wait until the game was over? He is just so insensitive and doesn't understand my needs and on and on,,,blah, blah...


I need another drink.

Will they win another NBA title this year? Will they cruise through the playoffs and will they get any competition from the East in the Finals?

Being yourself will attract them.

Being honest will keep them.

* A sniglet is a word that should be in the dictionary but isn't. Sniglets are the brainchild of comedian Rich Hall who, with a little help from his friends, wrote a series of books containing sniglets in the mid-eighties. While Rich Hall invented the word "sniglet" itself, sniglets are actually a long-running popular joke in which people make up their own humorous words to define things or concepts that have no "official" definitions *

Accordionated (ah kor' de on ay tid) - adj. Being able to drive and refold a road map at the same time.

Adam 69: n. : Two police cars, parked next to each other, facing opposite directions, in such a way that the drivers side doors are only inches from each other, allowing the officers to chat with each other while waiting for a traffic violation to happen.

Aquadextrous - adj. Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with your toes.

Baldage (bald' aj) - n. The accumulation of hair in the drain after showering.

Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at 3 in the morning and cannot be cast out.

Bixplex (biks' pleks) - n. Psychological block in which a person cannot choose which color of disposable lighter to purchase.

Bovilexia (bo vil eks' e uh) - n. The uncontrollable urge to lean out the car window and yell "Moo!" every time you pass a cow.

Bowlikinetics (boh lih kih neh' tiks) - n. The act of trying to control a released bowling ball by twisting one's body in the direction one wants it to go.

Brattled (brat' uld) - adj. The unsettling feeling, at a stoplight, that the busload of kids that just pulled up beside you is making fun of you.

Cheeriomagnetism - the quality of cereal that causes the last five Cheerios in the bowl to clump together.

Circumpopulate (sur kum pop' yew layt') - v. To finish off a Popsicle "laterally" because the "frontal" approach causes one to gag.

Cleanundrum (clean-un-drum) The act of cleaning up a room or closet and then not being able to find something that you knew where it was before you decided to clean

Combiloops (kom' bih lewps) - n. The two or three unsuccessful passes before finally opening a combination locker.

Cushup (kush' up) - v. To sit down on a couch somehow causing the cushion next to you to rise.

Rignition (rig ni' shun) - n. The embarrassing action of trying to start one's car with the engine already running.

Hey don't forget the phantom fart...

This is the fart that you leave in one spot, escape to another spot and some poor unsuspecting soul walks right into it....lol

EWWW! The girl in pink bending over the meat!!!

As my grandma used to say....

Now that's just nasty!!!

A guy walks into a bar and says, "Bartender I need ten shots of liquor right now!"

The bartender lines up the drinks and asks, " Hey if you don't mind me asking, why do you want ten shots?"

The guy says, " Well, I'm celebrating my first blow job"

The bartender says. "Hey! that is something to celebrate. I'll tell you what, you can have another shot on the house."

The guy says, " Bartender, don't even worry about it....because if ten shots can't take the taste out of my mouth, nothing can!!!"

An elderly couple met and became attracted to each other. They would meet at the same bench in the local park every day. However, being as old as they were, all they could manage was whenever he got an erection, she would reach out an hold it.

One day as the woman waited for the guy, he never showed up. She continued to show up for three weeks, but no guy.

She decided to try one more time and discovered him sitting at another bench with another elderly woman.

She marches over to him and demands, "What's she got that I don't have?"

He looks at her with a smile and says....

PARKINSONS

how about:

My child was inmate of the week at the county jail

That is Hilarious!

It's the ensemble that kills you

Oh they're out there, but just like all of us, just waiting for the 'right one'

A lot of factors prevent hooking up. location, beliefs, drinking/smoking preferences

no...nothing personal

I dated older women all my life. In fact, when I was 29 I married my wife who was 46. (divorced now)

You gotta be careful because you can get a genuinely good woman, but sometimes you may run into the ones who want to control you and treat you like one of their children.

And beware, if you have one of those 'strong, independent' types who have run their lives ALL their lives....

They wont be so willing to give that up just because they are in a relationship.

Think I'm full of it....check out some of the women's profiles on here and look at all the hoops you gotta go through just to say 'hi'....lol

Must be this
cant be that
if you're not this