An elderly couple met and became attracted to each other. They would meet at the same bench in the local park every day. However, being as old as they were, all they could manage was whenever he got an erection, she would reach out an hold it.

One day as the woman waited for the guy, he never showed up. She continued to show up for three weeks, but no guy.

She decided to try one more time and discovered him sitting at another bench with another elderly woman.

She marches over to him and demands, "What's she got that I don't have?"

He looks at her with a smile and says....

PARKINSONS

OMG! That is hilarious!