Umm no I knew you were just messin wih me

Yep I knows that lol

I read recipe books and try to find new things to try baking

During the daytime when iam not at work I go treasure hunting with my metal detector

I work a lot and deal with a lot of elderly people who are lonley , my life revoleves around ways of easing their lonelyness

I thought Mew was the sound a french cow makes

Ah Texas isn't so bad

I we are married ,as long as he isn't spending the bill money and he comes home to me then I wouldn't get mad!

If we are just dating then yes I will be mad and prolly dump him

Go ahead make me laugh!

On the third date give it all ya got, take her to bed !

On the forth date take. Her out to eat , while you are eating make sure she hears you loudly chewing your food, I always consider how the sound of a man chewing his food will be cause if its gonna last a lifetime then I got to be hearing this sound at least three times a day lol men can be such pigs!!!

Just kidding

Let mother nature take its course, if you don't intend to be more involve then do not make love to her

Hello Ethan

WELCOME

Perhaps you can

Cute dogs !!

A trucker is stopped at a red light
A blonde is suddenly knocking at his window
He rolls down the window
She says hi my name is Rhonda and you are losing some of your load
The trucker says oh my thank you for telling me
At the next red light the blonde comes back to the window
She says hi my name is Rhonda and you are losing part of your load
The trucker says ok
At the third red light the trucker gets out of his truck and goes to the blonde
Ladies car and knocks on he window
He says. Hi my name is Chuck and I drive a salt truck

Serious. About. What

Beautiful soul

Passion!

I take you in my hand loving the firmness and. All the lil in inperfections of you
I put you in my mouth and. I taste the sweet salty sourness
I resist that. Urge to bite. I want to first have you in my. Mouth as my. Tongue explores all those inperfections
Then. I can't. Help my self , I take that first nibble and slowly. Suck until I feel all of your juice bursting into my throat. And running. Down my chin

Oh this is heaven. I've. Waited. All day to get home and. Take you from that jar
Big dill pickle I love my big dill pickle

Security!
I feel secure knowing that. Walmart sells big gallon. Jars of big dill pickles

I believe the correct. Word here is you. Have become. A forum. Funacator!

Santa claus

Or a candy cane

KiOte

Share some hot toddies talk about men

My post was a line from a song lol

True be known I am alone cause I can't be with the one I love, until I get over that love. I won't be with another

If you can't be with the one you love , love the one you're with
Or be alone