Takes him to the beach of his choice for a week and leaves him there. My treat.
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very pretty lady you are.
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Topic:
Underwear Dust
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One evening a Husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!'
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded. The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the Hell is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out. ʼAmyʼ, he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put Talcum Powder in my underwear?' She replied with a snicker. 'It's not talcum powder; it's 'Miracle Grow'!!!!!! |
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Out for dancing
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![]() But i don't like pants! Ask doc for help with viagra not working. Doc says there's no help with something so small.. |
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hehehe
Dancing always Closets, that is yet to be determined. ![]() |
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Edited by
Mia_2009
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Mon 02/16/09 01:14 PM
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Is having a dinner party at her place.
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![]() Ya may want some ear plugs for that.. ![]() To dinner at Montana's |
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hehehe the guys at the police station already loaned me some. lol.
locking you in the closet to get some quiet time. hahaha |
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Edited by
Mia_2009
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Mon 02/16/09 12:54 PM
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to the police station for stealing my viagra and selling it on street corners ![]() ![]() Enjoying the police station, borrowing there handcuffs. hehe Taking you behind the shed for spanking... Taking her for a week to Paris |
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To the doc's for more viagra. He's running low on his supply.
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Won't do me any good you know? I am too old and set in my ways ![]() To my local Hooters so she can pick up a Job Application ![]() ![]() Like my job, no need for applications. I would take Tb to the joke shop to buy new toys for him to play with. |
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SensualSweet I love your humor.
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Edited by
Mia_2009
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Mon 02/16/09 12:23 PM
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for a picture that doesn't cut her head off I like being headless,it leaves plenty for imagination. ![]() Horse back riding in the woods |
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Take him to visit the monks in Bhutan for a week.
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to dance lessons. Dirty Dance Lessons that is ![]() I already took those lessons. ![]() For a ride to the zoo so he can visit his relatives. ![]() |
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then you can meet me to go dancing. That would be fun: I like dancing. Then to a Theater in Toronto to watch Dirty Dancing: |
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Take him to hooters...And leave him there....lol
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anything and everything ![]() Hug and kiss on the cheek You ever dropped that kid ? |
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Edited by
Mia_2009
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Mon 02/16/09 11:21 AM
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Take those piercings out of his face for starters.
Take and get him some clothes. Then i would kiss him on the cheek and hug him. |
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