I'm here in central Florida and it's Friday morning at 11:36 a.m. and all we are getting in Marion County is some light rain and light wind... nothing major at all, thank God! Sooooo,

What did one hurricane say to the other hurricane?

"I've got my eye on you!"

They will probably write a book about this hurricane. It will be called The Book of Matthew.

Timex has come out with a new timepiece for avid Bigfoot hunters. It’s going to be called the Sasquatch.

Invicta watches has come out with a new item for prisoners only – the Convicta.

Movada and Bulova will release very soon their new watch dedicated to our lying Congressmen – The Mo-Bull series!

For every New Year, everyone knows…
In with the Baby…the old man goes;
Yes, this is the time in our belief,
We all get the chance, to turn a new leaf;
Forgetting the past, forging ahead,
This is the way new hopes are fed;
So focus real hard and concentrate,
Dreams do come true, don’t vacillate;
Let faith and hope, and love be bright,
Twenty Sixteen may bring delight!

The news channels recently noted that, in order to keep live Christmas trees fresh and to make them last longer, some people put sugar or aspirin in the Christmas tree stand water to keep them from drying out so fast. However, if you use aspirin, you can’t have any ornaments on the tree, because, if you use aspirin…..the trees have to be Bayer (bare)! (If you put up plastic Christmas trees, you have to use artificial sweetener!)

‘Twas the Night Before Christmas… “On Dasher, On Dancer….Whoaaaaaa! Dancer? If Dancer is at the North Pole, then Santa Claus has a Pole Dancer???

Have you heard?

In Florida, the cities of Kissimmee, Miami, and Daytona are developing together a new tourist travel guide for mean, obnoxious, and offensive ladies. It's going to be called: Kiss-Mi-Daytona... Beach!

Why should you NEVER plant onions around your palm trees in the State of Florida?
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It will turn them into Weeping Willows!

Jack Daniels and Visine have gone in to make a new drink together that many will appreciate. When you get drunk and start seeing double, at least now you will see them CLEARLY!

OBAMACARE BOOKS AND AUTHORS:
��I Got My Obamacare Subsidy,�� by Justin Tyme
��Your New ACA Costs,�� by Howard Hurtz
What You Wi�ll Need for The ACA,� by Kay O'��Pectate
��Let Us Support Our President,�� by Neil Downe
Paying for Obamacare,�� by Robin Banks
Obamacare� - It'��s Not Brain Surgery, by Sarah Bellum
Computer Glitches in the ACA,�� by P.C. Clone
��The ACA Enforcement Team,�� by Tommy Gunn
ACA---�� Why All the Problems?�� by Sam Ting Wong
Obamacare -�� It'��s Origins,�� by Hu Flung Dung
The ACA Glitches--Who'��s Responsible?�� by Hu Yu Hai Ding
��Why the Poor Support Obamacare,�� by Emile Tikket
The Dangers of the ACA,�� by Luke Outte
Obamacare'��s Nightmare,�� by Isabel Ringing
They Can'��t Back Out,� by Doris Shutt
How Obamacare Hurt the Nation,�� by Drew Bloode
The ACA and Its Demise,� by Tim Burr
��Obamacare -�� Will It Survive?�� by Crystal Ball
��The ACA -�� How It Will Impact Everyone,�� by Seymour Burn
The Death of Obamacare,�� by Paul Bearer
Who Messed Up The Website?,�� by Hugh Dunnit
How The Next Elections Can Repeal Obamacare,�� by Ollie Luyahh
The Concentration Camp of the ACA,�� by Barb Wyre
Obamacare! Taking It Like A Man!�� by Ben Dover
��The ACA In the History Books,�� by Paige Turner
��The Obamacare Lawyers,�� by Grinn and Barrett
The ACA -�� Who Will Pay For It?�� by Owen Cash
Obamacare and the Republican Protest,�� by Ray Zinheil
Am I An Obamacare Robot,�� by Anne Droid
The ACA -�� Something'��s Fishy!�� by Anne Chovie
Obamacare -�� The Surprising Facts!�� by Omar Gosh
Obamacare -�� Keeping Up The Support,�� by Lou Zerr
The ACA - It'��s NOT Working! You Don'��t Say!�� by Ida Claire
Duct Taping Obamacare,�� by Otto Doit
Crying Over My New ACA Costs!� by Mona Lott
��The ACA Website - Is My Data Being Stolen?�� by Hans Zupp
The ACA -�� You Can Keep Your Doctor,�� by A. Lyre
The ACA -�� You Can Keep Your Current Insurance,�� by A. Lyre
The ACA -�� Your Rates Won'��t Go Up,�� by A. Lyre

What is L. O. V. E. ? Life's Official Vitamin Elixer! What would we do without it! Now abides faith, hope, and love... but the greatest of these is LOVE!

Hey, I'm proud to know there are women with standards out there... Thank God! Hang on to your faith, because it may be the last thing you have as this world is falling apart. Bobby in Ocala.