On the first day of training for
parachute jumping, a blonde
listened intently to the
instructor.
He told them to start preparing
for landing when they are at 300
feet.
The blonde asked, "How am I
supposed to know when I'm at
300 feet?"
"That's a good question. When
you get to 300 feet, you can
recognize the faces of people on
the ground."
After pondering his answer, she
asked, "What happens if there's
no one there I know?"

In our life, problems may go from
"Haywards 2000" to "Haywards
5000", but we must take them as
a "Royal Challenge" otherwise
people will call us "Old Monk"
and put a "Black Label" on our
name.
So, we must learn from
"Teachers" to fight like "Jack
Daniel", live like a "Bagpiper",
walk like "Johny Walker", work
till "8 PM" and think like "Director
Special".
Then life will be "Imperial" and
we will become "Aristocrat" and
there will be value for our
"Signature".
CHEERS!!!