akash41i


akash41i Joined Sun 08/03/14 Posts: 2	Fri 08/29/14 07:50 PM Topic: parachute jumping
On the first day of training for parachute jumping, a blonde listened intently to the instructor. He told them to start preparing for landing when they are at 300 feet. The blonde asked, "How am I supposed to know when I'm at 300 feet?" "That's a good question. When you get to 300 feet, you can recognize the faces of people on the ground." After pondering his answer, she asked, "What happens if there's no one there I know?"

akash41i Joined Sun 08/03/14 Posts: 2	Fri 08/29/14 07:38 PM Topic: cheer's
In our life, problems may go from "Haywards 2000" to "Haywards 5000", but we must take them as a "Royal Challenge" otherwise people will call us "Old Monk" and put a "Black Label" on our name. So, we must learn from "Teachers" to fight like "Jack Daniel", live like a "Bagpiper", walk like "Johny Walker", work till "8 PM" and think like "Director Special". Then life will be "Imperial" and we will become "Aristocrat" and there will be value for our "Signature". CHEERS!!!