What's the difference between a pig and a drummer ?? Ever see a pig take a dummer home when the bar closes ??

Hear about the Playboy calender for married men ?

It has the same pictures month, after month, after month, after month.......

Great !!

A guy found a majic lamp, rubbed it and out pops a Majic Geenie.

The Gennie says "I'll grant you 3 wishes but remember your ex wife gets double" !!

After thinking awhile "he said how about $1,000,000 dollars" ?
The Gennie says "sure but remember, your ex wife gets $2,000,000 dollars".

Now for his second wish, he always wanted a Rolls Royce, but sure enough his ex wife gets 2 of them.

The Geenie said "you have one more wish". The guy told the Geenie
"See this baseball bat ?? Take it and beat me half to death" !!!

Enjoy !