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Thu 10/13/16 07:36 PM

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Thu 10/13/16 07:32 PM
Elvira


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Wed 10/12/16 08:27 PM
Edited by BreakingGood on Wed 10/12/16 08:28 PM
He is saying Hi waving


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Wed 10/12/16 08:20 PM

Jelly
Jerky
Juice
Jello


Suffering from premature ewordulations? laugh

Nose Spray


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Wed 10/12/16 08:17 PM
laugh

Tests are Testicles.



How many balls are in a pound?


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Wed 10/12/16 08:14 PM
laugh

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Wed 10/12/16 08:04 PM

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Wed 10/12/16 08:02 PM
and other animal


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Wed 10/12/16 08:00 PM
BreakingPeggyGood

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Wed 10/12/16 07:57 PM
Large Zonker Inventory



SWQ

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Wed 10/12/16 07:53 PM
The ones they can use more then once before they break.

Is China going to be the next super power?

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Wed 10/12/16 07:48 PM

why it's so hard to find a good woman???:pensive::confused:


Because they have role models like Hillary Clinton which are absent of all good.

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Wed 10/12/16 07:44 PM
Witch Powers. It's been proven!



Why do witches wear really tall pointy hats?

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Wed 10/12/16 07:40 PM

Kissing or hugging ?

Depends if they have arms or not.

If no arms, no way I'm hugging them, that would just depress them by doing something they can't do, plus they might feel trapped and headbutt me.

But I'd kiss them! I'd be all "smoochie smoochie my no armed random stranger on the bus!" and they'd be all "oh give it to me you god among men."

And that's why you should go green and use public transportation.

What is ur opinion?

If someone held a gun to my head and said "you can either hug or kiss, but not both!" then I'd say "kiss" and while I kissed them I'd stick my tongue in their nose and eye, and while they yelled "eye booger!aaacgh!" I'd disarm them and shoot them, then hug their fresh corpse in sweet sweet vengeance.



Yeah, that sounds about right. :wink:

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Wed 10/12/16 07:34 PM
Repeated beatings followed by "I'm sorry. I'll never do it again. I love you sooooo much." Then telling them they are worthless and they are lucky you love them because nobody else would. Then repeat the cycle. After three or four cycles they'll do whatever you tell them to do. That's the power of persuasion. :wink:

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Wed 10/12/16 07:18 PM
Grrrrrrnt Tony! laugh

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Tue 10/11/16 09:35 PM
No. I just set the alarm, get up, and then watch the sunrise. I guess they didn't have alarms clocks back in your day. laugh

Have you ever fallen off a mountain?

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Tue 10/11/16 09:33 PM
Manic Music for the hearing impaired.

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Tue 10/11/16 09:32 PM
She see's honestly, bravery, and intelligence WEAR none be existing.

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Tue 10/11/16 09:30 PM
Because when you shoot the geese they don't fall UP. Dah frustrated

You do people shoot each other?

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