How's the wife and kids doin, Op?

Thanks. I'll remember that next time I go to jail.

I think English is the best language in the world. And it's often abused and sometimes butchered. What do you think, Op?

Only if she is lactating!

Too hot to handle?

Whatcha mean ya got burned?

Hi!

He knows! He's been here 2 days!

I don't know, bro.
People seem to look but not talk in here.

Bunch a ugly mo-fo's up in here, huh Op!?!?!?

I'm not for you Willy.

But good luck anyway.

I write eulogies.

Op was a lonely guy.
He lived lonely.
He died lonely.
At least he died.

My name is Shaun.
I have been looking around here a little over the short time I've been signed up.

My observation leads me to believe.....

That this is the site where all the tech support/ customer service representatives/ telephone agents that work for the businesses that I use come to find dates.

I find this to be an excellent opportunity for me to return the "friendly" attitude I have received from them over the years. I will be here in the welcome new users section, actin an a$$instant to all.

Welcome me as I welcome you!

Says you joined Dec. 2011.

How the hell you gonna say you're new to Mingle?

Emmanual Lewis?

Op, I'm gonna just keep calling ya Webster. K?

Can I have your photo?

Let me guess.......


Talking ain't your strong kill neither.

On behalf of all singles......... Thanks.


We guess.

Let's try.....being realistic.
You gonna have to pay.
To play.











and trim that brow, bruh.