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Sat 01/24/09 04:17 PM
Hair in the soap.
Stepping on a crack.
Toilet paper on my shoe.
Running out of beer.
The economy.

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Sat 01/24/09 04:02 PM

I signed up because I thought it was a porno site. Now I have found out it's a stand up comedy site.


It's actually a combination.

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Sat 01/24/09 03:49 PM
They can be proud of their son with clothes on him....

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Sat 01/24/09 03:48 PM
Yes, I'd like him to have a working heart.

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Sat 01/24/09 03:46 PM
Yuck! I was thinking babies.

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Sat 01/24/09 03:43 PM
Kinda depends on the age of the son...

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Sat 01/24/09 01:58 PM
yesterday

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Sat 01/24/09 01:51 PM
I like your hat, Pete. :smile:

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Sat 01/24/09 01:43 PM
Big D, little a, double l, a, s.

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Sat 01/24/09 01:35 PM
already replied above

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Sat 01/24/09 01:29 PM
I tend to get a lot of these and find many of them quite humorous due to the incredibly bad grammar.

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Sat 01/24/09 01:28 PM
superior

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Sat 01/24/09 01:16 PM
yep

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Fri 01/23/09 09:13 PM
Money. If I had the cash, I could pay others to do the mindless hoo haw that takes up my time and, therefore, I would have more of both.

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Fri 01/23/09 09:11 PM
you can have 'em as soon as I can find 'em. here, kids! come to mama.

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Fri 01/23/09 09:06 PM
my x decided to paint the master bathroom one day. dunno why, didn't ask. i left him alone and several hours later, i hear him screaming obscenities from the bathroom. he decided to paint it a light blue, so he mixed white latex paint with blue oil based paint. after the first shower or so in the bathroom, most of the paint pealed off. i redid it the right way (and it ain't light blue). oh well, at least he tried.

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Fri 01/23/09 09:00 PM
so, yellow and not maroon, then?

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Fri 01/23/09 08:53 PM
My ex somehow managed to put a barbeque grill together backwards. I came close to letting him light it and burn his @$# off, but I stopped him just in time.... I'm just not quite that evil.

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Fri 01/23/09 08:43 PM
got a tricycle to assemble. once out of the box, the first thing I saw was that I had two handlebars, so some poor soul was really screwed....

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Fri 01/23/09 08:05 PM
An ice cold brew, please.