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Well, this one flopped like bunny rabbit ears.
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Topic:
Sugar Daddies R Us...
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Hell if I know Mitch. But I think I probably still couldn't get a date on either one!
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Topic:
Sugar Daddies R Us...
Edited by
KimmiM
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Wed 05/13/09 04:34 PM
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I've seen it all now...
http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/imgad?id=CNW09Iu07OD7EBDYBRhPMghth8E2ff2BDQ Established Men... Sugar Daddy Dating! What the hell??? 
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Sounds like someone is in the mood for a weiner 
Not just any weiner... it's gotta be an Oscar Mayer! 
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That stupid whistle in the Smiling Bob Enzyte commercial! 
OMG!! When I was living in Utah, one of my neighbors looked like Smiling Bob's twin! Guess what his name was? BOB! I actually spit out my soda when I met him. 
I hate the whistle, too! |
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Edited by
KimmiM
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Wed 05/13/09 04:19 PM
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Do you ever get stupid jingles stuck in your head?
What's the one that really drives you bonkers? |
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Well, the key is hidden... in a concrete vault... buried in a deep, dark, murky swamp that is my subconscious.
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Topic:
It's Almost Time!
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Vacation? I've heard of that word... but don't understand the concept.
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Topic:
Mingle,The Factor And Porn
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 your gonna watch porn and O'Reilly in the same night
I think as long as it is not O'Reilly in the porn, it should be ok. Eww... I think I just made my self throw up a little.
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Topic:
Mingle,The Factor And Porn
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No strippers?
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 Ears, nose, etc. It is possible!
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Edited by
KimmiM
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Wed 05/13/09 03:12 PM
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What is the strangest thing you've seen stuck in an orifice?
Let's attempt to keep it on the cleaner side of things. Although I have a feeling it won't last long in General.
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Eh, tie them to the bed, spread eagle. No much else to do after they finish screaming, but to open up a little.
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No, damn it. I can't even get a good "I lust ya"!
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Topic:
Sarah on Zoosk
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Umm... did I say that out loud?
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Topic:
Don't look
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No, that was the neighbor's dog sitting at the back door after smelling me cooking bacon.
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Topic:
Sarah on Zoosk
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Rut Roh... I get boys and girls. Do they know something I've tried to hide?
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 Some wacked out chick got ahold of a local phone book or something and started calling around my town about me. I live in a very small town and that **** got back to me quick. Thats why I am leery of listing my location
You didn't call me wacked out when you said you loved me.
Of course he didn't call you "wacked out"- he just didn't call you. 
Fine... just ruin my little fantasy world. Damn man!
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i feel all loved now They are just frisking you to make sure you aren't sneaking in contraband.
Welcome to our little slice of insanity. Popcorn is charged separately, but you can use the microwave for free.
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Some wacked out chick got ahold of a local phone book or something and started calling around my town about me. I live in a very small town and that **** got back to me quick. Thats why I am leery of listing my location
You didn't call me wacked out when you said you loved me.
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