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thanekrios29 Joined Thu 05/22/14 Posts: 5	Fri 05/30/14 07:47 AM Topic: Who has some good jokes? Edited by thanekrios29 on Fri 05/30/14 07:52 AM
Bill Gates goes to purgatory. St. Peter says, "Now Bill, you have done some good things, and you have done some bad things. Now I am going to let you decide where you want to go". First, St. Peter shows Bill an image of Hell with beautiful women running on beaches. Then, St Peter shows Bill an image of Heaven with robed angels playing harps on clouds. Bill chooses Hell. About a week later, St. Peter checks in on Bill in Hell and finds him being whipped by demons. Bill says to St. Peter, "What happened to all the beautiful women and the beaches?" St. Peter replies, "That was just the screen saver." After the first night wife told her husband: - Bill, now I know why your company is called Micro soft...

thanekrios29 Joined Thu 05/22/14 Posts: 5	Thu 05/22/14 10:54 PM Topic: any ladies in the alsip, worth, oak lawn area?
checking to see if there are any other IL people

thanekrios29 Joined Thu 05/22/14 Posts: 5	Thu 05/22/14 10:51 PM Topic: YOUR LOSS
it just takes time. heck i just signed up myself tonight and im a guy of few words.

thanekrios29 Joined Thu 05/22/14 Posts: 5	Thu 05/22/14 10:13 PM Topic: What was your first thought this morning?
had a song stuck in my head .

thanekrios29 Joined Thu 05/22/14 Posts: 5	Thu 05/22/14 10:05 PM Topic: hey hey hey new guy here
just wanted to take the time to introduce myself and hoping to find the right lady for me