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Mission Of Burma-Weather Box
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The Boxing Lobster
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Bob being the resourceful lobster he is has requested a goldfish be dropped in the training tank so he can work on his jabs, and his speed....
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Topic:
The Boxing Lobster
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"It's gonna' be an open claw fight Boy.." Shouts Brad. "It's gonna' be claw to claw I tell ya'." Ya' gotta' get yr buttery tail in shape!!!!"
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Topic:
The Boxing Lobster
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....Bob is doin' his push-ups. Brad is yelling at him..."Dammit Bob, ya' gotta' push it now . Push it! Push It!" The other Lobster's (can you pluralize lobster?)...Hmmmm....) in the training tank turn to stare at Bob as he struggles to make his 50th claw push-up.....
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Topic:
The Boxing Lobster
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Lobster Bob is in the training tank with his trainer, Brad the Crab. Brad is on Bob's back as he does a long series of claw push-ups. Lobster Boxing requires a lot of training and skill but it's necessary that he stay in shape for the BIG event. He so badly wants to be the great Crustacean Sensation! So.....
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this is what I woke up with stuck in my head this morning only way to get rid of it is to listen to it LOUD http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UaJ9UKM7kk "...if ya' think it's easy doin' one night stands, try singin' in a rock roll band"..... |
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Thin Lizzy-Jailbreak
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Topic:
September 18th Prediction
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Jimi Hendrix died Sept. 18 1970.
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Topic:
STIMULUS CHECK
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Sometime this year, we taxpayers may receive an Economic Stimulus payment. This is a very exciting new program. I will explain it using the Q and A format: Q. What is an Economic Stimulus payment? A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers. Q. Where will the government get this money? A. From taxpayers. Q. So the government is giving me back my own money? A. Only a smidgen. Q. What is the purpose of this payment? A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy. Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China ? A. Shut up. Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the economy by spending your stimulus check wisely: * If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China . * If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the Arabs. * If you purchase a computer, it will go to India . * If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico, Honduras and Guatemala . * If you buy a car, it will go to Japan . * If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan . * If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore. Instead, keep the money in the USA by: 1 spending it at yard sales, or 2 going to hockey/ball games, or 3 spending it on prostitutes, or 4 beer or 5 tattoos. (These are the only American businesses still operating in the US ..) *** I'm going to go to a ball game with a tattooed prostitute that I met at a yard sale, and drink beer! Just call me a patriot.
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Topic:
"Dammit Jim!" The Game....
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Believe it or not I thought this thread wad a good idea, but now I wonder what the hell I was thinkin'.
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Stray Cat Strut
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Topic:
"Dammit Jim!" The Game....
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Guess this game needs a scenario, huh? O.K. Capt. Kirk just beamed up a couple of blue prostitutes with gills and webbed feet. He asks Dr. McCoy to examine them for any venerial diseases. Dr. McCoy responds by saying "Dmmit Jim!, I'm a Dr., not a......".
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Topic:
"Dammit Jim!" The Game....
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clinical psychologist. G'morn.Scorp. 
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Topic:
"Dammit Jim!" The Game....
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fill in the blank
"Dammit Jim, I'm a Dr. not a.......!"
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Eats strange pills by the handful just to see what will happen.
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Throws virgins into active volcanoes...just for the hell of it.
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Collects religeous pamphlets.
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Topic:
This angers me
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Those neighbors should feel grateful to have such a kind person in their neighborhood. I just don't understand....
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Topic:
This angers me
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Absolutely deplorable. Now I'm pissed too.
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