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Topic: The Boxing Lobster
scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Wed 09/30/09 08:44 AM
Lobster Bob is in the training tank with his trainer, Brad the Crab. Brad is on Bob's back as he does a long series of claw push-ups. Lobster Boxing requires a lot of training and skill but it's necessary that he stay in shape for the BIG event. He so badly wants to be the great Crustacean Sensation! So.....

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Wed 09/30/09 08:54 AM
....Bob is doin' his push-ups. Brad is yelling at him..."Dammit Bob, ya' gotta' push it now . Push it! Push It!" The other Lobster's (can you pluralize lobster?)...Hmmmm....) in the training tank turn to stare at Bob as he struggles to make his 50th claw push-up.....

CyPoet Joined Fri 01/11/08 Posts: 12494	Wed 09/30/09 08:57 AM


scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Wed 09/30/09 09:04 AM
"It's gonna' be an open claw fight Boy.." Shouts Brad. "It's gonna' be claw to claw I tell ya'." Ya' gotta' get yr buttery tail in shape!!!!"

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Wed 09/30/09 09:09 AM
Bob being the resourceful lobster he is has requested a goldfish be dropped in the training tank so he can work on his jabs, and his speed....

CyPoet Joined Fri 01/11/08 Posts: 12494	Wed 09/30/09 09:11 AM
I hate to be the bearer of bad news Scorp but this thread isn't showing much promise.Perhaps U should put them crabs on ice & send them to the U.S.S.Enterprise & she what the Cpt. thinks of them crustacean devils.What say U?

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Wed 09/30/09 09:16 AM
Now Cy, certainly YOU can understand that there is no such thing as a frivilous thread. Posting is an art form in itself. If I want to see two lobsters box, I'll see two lobsters box.....

Dancere Joined Sun 04/06/08 Posts: 14561	Wed 09/30/09 09:19 AM
I'm all up in the grill of crawdaddy struttin' ...

CyPoet Joined Fri 01/11/08 Posts: 12494	Wed 09/30/09 09:22 AM


Holly4459 Joined Sun 06/29/08 Posts: 34785	Wed 09/30/09 09:23 AM
this sounds like a SpongeBob cartoon

Dancere Joined Sun 04/06/08 Posts: 14561	Wed 09/30/09 09:24 AM
this sounds like a SpongeBob cartoon Maybe Patrick got his own special ...

GRIFFIN_LIZZARD Joined Mon 02/16/09 Posts: 7186	Wed 09/30/09 09:25 AM


Dancere Joined Sun 04/06/08 Posts: 14561	Wed 09/30/09 09:28 AM
'S a seafood revolution ...

CyPoet Joined Fri 01/11/08 Posts: 12494	Wed 09/30/09 09:30 AM
Yay! Scorp's thread is gathering up some steam.(pardon the pun)

Dancere Joined Sun 04/06/08 Posts: 14561	Wed 09/30/09 09:32 AM
Bibs all around ...

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Wed 09/30/09 09:33 AM
So they brought in this minnow O.K., and it could swim very fast. He darted around the tank with an emmence amount of energy and speed. Bob would try to catch it in his claws.....

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Wed 09/30/09 09:34 AM
That's just....uh....wonderful, man.

Dancere Joined Sun 04/06/08 Posts: 14561	Wed 09/30/09 09:34 AM
His Eminence, eh? Direct decadent of the pope ... nice!

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Wed 09/30/09 09:38 AM
So they brought in this minnow O.K., and it could swim very fast. He darted around the tank with an emence amount of energy and speed. Bob would try to catch it in his claws.....

Dancere Joined Sun 04/06/08 Posts: 14561	Wed 09/30/09 09:40 AM
Complex w/ a fruity aftertaste and a hint of wood ...