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<<<< lines 'em up \=/ \=/ \=/ \=/ \=/ \=/ \=/ \=/ \=/ \=/
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Edited by
whatshisface
on
Tue 12/23/08 07:01 PM
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I'm back..holy crap. had to go to grocery store...it's snowing so bad it took an hour to get there and back..and it's only 5 blocks away
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Topic:
HEY LADIES SANTA IS HERE
Edited by
whatshisface
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Tue 12/23/08 03:36 PM
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Good Gawd i hope Im on the nicelist for being naughty!!!!!  How naughty were ya??? eh? huh? eh? huh? 
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try and have fun Liz lol I got yer back while yer away
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Topic:
HEY LADIES SANTA IS HERE
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NOT THE LETTER WE WANT  Dear Friends, I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year and since you have I will be telling my elves to make some goodies for me to leave under your tree at Christmas I was going to bring you all gifts from the 12 days of Christmas, but we had a little problem. The 12 fiddlers fiddling have all come down with VD from fiddling with the 10 ladies dancing, the 11 lords leaping have knocked up the 8 maids a-milking, and the 9 pipers-piping have been arrested for doing weird things to the 7 swans a-swimming The 6 geese a-laying, 4 calling birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle doves and the partridge in a pear tree have me up to my sled runners in bird ****. On top of all this! Mrs. Claus is going through menopause, 8 of my reindeer are in heat, the elves have joined the gay liberation and some people who can't read a calendar have scheduled Christmas for the 5th of January. Maybe next year I will be able to get my **** together and bring you the things you want. This year I suggest you get your asses down to Walmart before everything is gone. Love, Santa Just call me the Grinch..muahahahahaha 
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Topic:
HEY LADIES SANTA IS HERE
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Dear Friends,
I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year and since you have I will be telling my elves to make some goodies for me to leave under your tree at Christmas I was going to bring you all gifts from the 12 days of Christmas, but we had a little problem. The 12 fiddlers fiddling have all come down with VD from fiddling with the 10 ladies dancing, the 11 lords leaping have knocked up the 8 maids a-milking, and the 9 pipers-piping have been arrested for doing weird things to the 7 swans a-swimming The 6 geese a-laying, 4 calling birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle doves and the partridge in a pear tree have me up to my sled runners in bird ****. On top of all this! Mrs. Claus is going through menopause, 8 of my reindeer are in heat, the elves have joined the gay liberation and some people who can't read a calendar have scheduled Christmas for the 5th of January. Maybe next year I will be able to get my **** together and bring you the things you want. This year I suggest you get your asses down to Walmart before everything is gone. Love, Santa |
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when I owned my own home I'd pick one room a day to pick up.that way it all got done every week without busting my ass
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Afternoon grammy...well my day went at least lol
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ahhhh ok cuz I think what I left was darn funny lol
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(((((((M'Lady)))))
  Now why would you wanna delete that??? 
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If you haven't got time for a wet dream...
 Have a wet nap instead |
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oh no worries hunny, I was just 'splainin what I was gonna be doing the next 2 weeks or hopefully only part of those 2 weeks lol
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get the towel when we're done
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Edited by
whatshisface
on
Mon 12/22/08 05:37 PM
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I'll be handing out the refreshments \=/ \=/ \=/ \=/ \=/ \=/ \=/ \=/ \=/ \=/ \=/ \=/...is anyone else having any??
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Edited by
whatshisface
on
Mon 12/22/08 05:18 PM
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thank God you get 2 weeks after all the 12's you been working  Hopefully for not all of it hun I'm calling my bro in 3 hours to see wtf is happening lol
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thank God you get 2 weeks after all the 12's you been working
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the silly bugger lol
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Topic:
earth sprite's b-day !
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You all have made my day... Anyone have a tissue?...  awwwwww here ya go hun 
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Well if he won't listen to ya..I might
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Hey!!! It's MY story and I can tell it anyway that I wanna...  PPffffffffffttttttttttttttttttttttt  besides, it's yer birthday, I think Chevy should let you paint ALL his hot wheels lmaoo |
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