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#1- The Twelve Pains of Christmas,
My True Love Gave to Me : One Nasty Divorce. Two Pre-Nup Claims. Three Cattle Prods. #2- I Saw Daddy Twerking Santa Clause.
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The marriage is already dead, one more body won't make a difference. Well Looks like there are Alot of Dead Marriages in France and California. |
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What Would Be Your Answer to Your Husband or Wife,
if they Bring Up the Subject of a Threesome ?
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Topic:
Say no to hard drugs
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Drugs cuts your life short Not to mention that the addicts commit a lot of crimes in order to get money to purchase the next fix. Well We can Blow Them Out of the Waters, when the Drug Cartels Try to Import Their Poison for Our American Children. |
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My First Wife's Nickname was "THE WOOD CHIPPER"
and my Nickname was "THE TRIPOD". But I had to Leave the Relationship Before I Lost Everything. |
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Forget Love or Sex >
I Prefer Running Naked, Completely Covered in Honey, in the Forest > Being Chased by Grizzly Bears.
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Congratulations democrats. You have officially transformed your party into the party of dillusion, derelicts and disrespectful of any thing decent and traditional. You should pack your crap and get the hell out of the country you hate. NOW! WELL SAID BART !! Few People Understand the Danger that is Facing Our Country. |
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Any Dom can demand obedience, but true surrender is something you EARN. When you rush the dynamic (skip the conversations, the aftercare, the trust-building) what you're really doing is chasing control, not building connection. Earning surrender takes presence. It takes listening, patience, and the willingness to be seen without the performance of power. Because when your submissive chooses to kneel, it's not about authority, it's about trust. And that kind of surrender is nothing less than sacred Excellent Comments MsLauren !! I Wish You Lived Closer to Me.
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Edited by
Carlos
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Tue 12/02/25 05:55 AM
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My Fondest Memories of My Past Intimate Encounters :
#1- Being Hired as a Personal Trainer for Employees at "THE LOADMASTER CORPORATION". ( They are a Large Chain of Fertility Clinics ). #2- Hiking with a Group of Nuns at the Height of the Rut Season of Elk in Allegheny National Forest. #3- My High School Coed Wrestling Team's Bus Trip to "INTERCOURSE PENNSYLVANIA".
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Two nights in Vegas, one with Elvis. But it stays in Vegas ;-) I'm an Elvis Impersonator. Thank Ya. Thank Ya Very Much. I'm Also a Doctor and Lawyer Imperonator.
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Seek out insightful, confident, kind, and curious men and engage in meaningful conversations, not just idle chatter. Great relationships don't happen out of thin air; they are built on genuine interest, respect, and the spark of real dialogue. Would you Settle for a Low Quality Man with Tourettes ??
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Spent a night in Bangkok that would make a hard man crumble. OHH YES !! I was in Bangkok in 1970 on the Famous Street > SUKHUMVIT 22 Known as Boogie Street.
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Edited by
Carlos
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Communist China Puppet Joe Biden and Border Destroyer Czar Kamala Harris and the Power Hungry Communist Islamic Democrat Party Politicians Let In Millions of Unknown Unvetted illegal Aliens into Our Country. And Now We Shall Suffer Endless Tragedies.
The shooter was vetted by Trump's DOJ & FBI, so of course MAGA will blame President Biden. Hey Morty : Of Course You Live in Chinafornia. You Probably have your Empty Refridgerator Box Set Up in Downtown San Francisco. Go Kiss your Communist Daddy Governor Gruesome Newsom, Who Let Eaton Altadena Burn to the Ground. Nothing but lies from the democrats. The 80,00 afghans that Biden brought over here were never vetted to live here in the U.S. this was a complete failure on behalf of Biden and his crew of morons. No.1 job for the president is to protect our country from invasions or other threats coming from inside our borders. Biden has blood on his hands . BART WELL SAID
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In the 1980's My First Wife and I were in Our Early Twenties, Living in California.
We were Wild Young and Free !!
We did Things that would Make Hugh Hefner Blush. Were did All Those Yesterdays Go. |
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Topic:
what are you up to tonight
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I'am having My Third Wife's Lawyer for Dinner,
with some Fava Beans and a Nice Chianti.
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Communist China Puppet Joe Biden and Border Destroyer Czar Kamala Harris and the Power Hungry Communist Islamic Democrat Party Politicians Let In Millions of Unknown Unvetted illegal Aliens into Our Country. And Now We Shall Suffer Endless Tragedies.
The shooter was vetted by Trump's DOJ & FBI, so of course MAGA will blame President Biden. Hey Morty : Of Course You Live in Chinafornia. You Probably have your Empty Refridgerator Box Set Up in Downtown San Francisco. Go Kiss your Communist Daddy Governor Gruesome Newsom, Who Let Eaton Altadena Burn to the Ground. |
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Communist China Puppet Joe Biden and Border Destroyer Czar Kamala Harris and the Power Hungry Communist Islamic Democrat Party Politicians Let In Millions of Unknown Unvetted illegal Aliens into Our Country. And Now We Shall Suffer Endless Tragedies.
The shooter was vetted by Trump's DOJ & FBI, so of course MAGA will blame President Biden. WRONG !! The Murdering Muslim was Allowed into America by the Biden Adminstration on a Special Afghanistan Refugee Relocation Process, that did "NOT" Include Thorough Vetting. |
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Communist China Puppet Joe Biden and Border Destroyer Czar Kamala Harris and the Power Hungry Communist Islamic Democrat Party Politicians Let In Millions of Unknown Unvetted illegal Aliens into Our Country. And Now We Shall Suffer Endless Tragedies.
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Topic:
Happy Sunday!
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Sunday Already ?? I Would be Late for my Own Bris !!
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666 Days
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