Carlos


Carlos Joined Mon 04/01/24 Posts: 308	Fri 01/16/26 06:47 AM Topic: ANY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS ? Edited by Carlos on Fri 01/16/26 06:48 AM
Another of my New Year's Resolution is to Finally Trap and Caputure that Tricky and Nimble Lucky Charms Leprechaun and that Wily Little Pillsbury Doughboy.

Carlos Joined Mon 04/01/24 Posts: 308	Fri 01/16/26 05:33 AM Topic: Help me find tbe right woman
Hey, happy friday Thank You. Is it Friday the 13th ?

Carlos Joined Mon 04/01/24 Posts: 308	Thu 01/15/26 01:50 PM Topic: Why Older women are better than young women?
Because the Wine of Desire Flows in Their Veins.

Carlos Joined Mon 04/01/24 Posts: 308	Thu 01/15/26 01:26 PM Topic: your favorite dog breed
not in the living room.. in my back yard I've made some 'houses' for them when needed they camp out in them.. most come up to say hi.. or for a meal.. the skunks and I have a 10' distance rule tho.. and thankfully.. they respect it Zee, You Sound Like an Awesome Lady !!! I Love Animals. Now the Trick to Keeping the Skunk Away, is to Stop Showering, and Smell Worse than the Skunk.

Carlos Joined Mon 04/01/24 Posts: 308	Thu 01/15/26 04:29 AM Topic: Trump leading the Way in the USA
Oh indeedy, invading Venezuela & kidnapping it's leader because he had automatic rifles - honest, that's one of the charges - and declaring himself as the new administrator of that country. (Wonder what peeps would think if Canada returned the favor & whisked the dotard away & put him on trial for the murder of American citizen with no criminal record whatsoever, Renee Good?) Threatening to invade & depose the leaders of Cuba, Columbia, & Nicaragua, bomb Iran to "protect their citizens", snatch Greenland from Denmark's oversite (causing Article 5 of NATO's charter to kick in so America goes to war with the rest of Europe) - and all that's just in the past week. Oh yeah, now THAT's what I call "leadership" - "Dear Leadership". Ya, I probably would have deleted my profile after a dumb post like that too. Renee Good and her wife were paid protesters that stalked, and harassed ICE agents. And once Renee attempted to run the agent over she was no longer a "protester" she was a terrorist. The only thing that saved that agent were her tires spinning on the snow. WELL SAID !!!

Carlos Joined Mon 04/01/24 Posts: 308	Wed 01/14/26 05:50 PM Topic: your favorite dog breed
WOW Zero, thats Doggone Heaven > You are a Regular Mrs Doctor Dolittle. The Most Exotic Pet I Ever had was a Black Mamba. Zee for short works I'm a lot more than nothing a black mamba??? I'm not much into snakes personally.. my eldest has one but, it's not of the venomous type.. that I'm aware of.. I knew a guy that had piranha's.. still have the scar on my index fingertip silly me.. and spiders.. shivers yeah.. I don't like spiders.. eesh.. but yes.. I am a regular Ms. Dolittle I've got deer, opossum's, racoons, foxes, skunks (which I steer clear of, thank you very much), ferrets, wild cats and a plethora of birds.. including eagles, falcons etc.. JUMPING GENEVE !! You Got a Zoo in Your Living Room !!

Carlos Joined Mon 04/01/24 Posts: 308	Wed 01/14/26 11:15 AM Topic: Guys can you cook
Blood Sausage with Fava Beans and a Nice Chianti.

Carlos Joined Mon 04/01/24 Posts: 308	Wed 01/14/26 09:59 AM Topic: Limericks
There Once was a Man from Nantucket. that Sat on His Tuffet. Eating His Curds and Whey. Along Came a Stomach Wave and Poor Nantucket Crapped a Muffet.

Carlos Joined Mon 04/01/24 Posts: 308	Wed 01/14/26 07:37 AM Topic: your favorite dog breed
Wow!! $2600.Dollars Can Buy me alot of Hot Dogs. I had a Long Time Ago a Pair of Doberman Pinschers They Were Both Ferocious. And I Told the Police I had No Idea What Happened to My First Wife, and that the Dogs Normally had Big Bellies. you remind me of that frenchie.. a lil nutso, but in a fun way I had 2 king dobermans myself, just not at the same time.. trained yes, ferocious no (unless agressively provoked).. and although that frenchie is a cutie pie.. I prefer larger dogs to bitty ones.. I've had Bernese and Great Pyrenean plus my very first was a Blue Merle Collie (short haired).. Last one was a Labernese.. she passed in September 2024 After that I had an awesome racoon named Bandit.. he got hit by a car in November Then there's Roxy.. my 3 legged fox.. she had her kits here summer of 2024.. they all still come visit WOW Zero, thats Doggone Heaven > You are a Regular Mrs Doctor Dolittle. The Most Exotic Pet I Ever had was a Black Mamba.

Carlos Joined Mon 04/01/24 Posts: 308	Wed 01/14/26 05:11 AM Topic: Trump leading the Way in the USA
Oh indeedy, invading Venezuela & kidnapping it's leader because he had automatic rifles - honest, that's one of the charges - and declaring himself as the new administrator of that country. (Wonder what peeps would think if Canada returned the favor & whisked the dotard away & put him on trial for the murder of American citizen with no criminal record whatsoever, Renee Good?) Threatening to invade & depose the leaders of Cuba, Columbia, & Nicaragua, bomb Iran to "protect their citizens", snatch Greenland from Denmark's oversite (causing Article 5 of NATO's charter to kick in so America goes to war with the rest of Europe) - and all that's just in the past week. Oh yeah, now THAT's what I call "leadership" - "Dear Leadership". As an American Born Military Veteran Conservative from "LEGAL" Immigrant Latin Parents >> I LOVE MY PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP !!!

Carlos Joined Mon 04/01/24 Posts: 308	Tue 01/13/26 07:40 PM Topic: your favorite dog breed
What a CUTIE !!! they really are.. and kind of nutso too, in a funny way.. my eldest wanted a pug but I feel this would be a better fit for her and her personality.. but MAN are they pricey.. cheapest I found was like $2600 locally... I love my kids.. just not THAT much Wow!! $2600.Dollars Can Buy me alot of Hot Dogs. I had a Long Time Ago a Pair of Doberman Pinschers They Were Both Ferocious. And I Told the Police I had No Idea What Happened to My First Wife, and that the Dogs Normally had Big Bellies.

Carlos Joined Mon 04/01/24 Posts: 308	Tue 01/13/26 04:38 PM Topic: Would you like to live forever?
Yes I would Like to Live Forever in My Dead End Mimimum Wage Job and My Growing Goiter

Carlos Joined Mon 04/01/24 Posts: 308	Tue 01/13/26 03:26 PM Topic: ANY NEW MEMBERS LIVE IN NEW YORK CITY ?
Hiyah Newbies to M ingle Anybody Live in the New York City / Long Island Area

Carlos Joined Mon 04/01/24 Posts: 308	Tue 01/13/26 03:15 PM Topic: your favorite dog breed
What a CUTIE !!!

Carlos Joined Mon 04/01/24 Posts: 308	Tue 01/13/26 11:13 AM Topic: your favorite dog breed
2 of my Favorite Dog Breeds is the : Miniature Saint Bernard Giant Chihuahua

Carlos Joined Mon 04/01/24 Posts: 308	Tue 01/13/26 07:24 AM Topic: How Do You feel right now? - part 22
How do I Feel Right Now ?? Like a Cross Between Hercules and the Marquis De Sade.

Carlos Joined Mon 04/01/24 Posts: 308	Mon 01/12/26 06:36 PM Topic: ANY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS ?
Headless?? okay.. I'll bite.. why?? enquiry minds wanna know any YAY.. my pic add worked WOOT Answer :

Carlos Joined Mon 04/01/24 Posts: 308	Mon 01/12/26 02:56 PM Topic: ANY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS ?
that's a version I've never heard... yer daddy was born on halloweeney?? who's yer daddy?? did it work now?? Thats a Funny Coincidence, My Nickname is : HEADLESS

Carlos Joined Mon 04/01/24 Posts: 308	Mon 01/12/26 02:26 PM Topic: ANY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS ? Edited by Carlos on Mon 01/12/26 02:53 PM
actually.. Bob's my cousin Sam Hain was your daddy? I thought he was a British cricket player? sings take me out to the ball game Daddy was Celtic. Born October 31st. Take Me Out to the Big House. Buy Me a Box of Hacking Saws. I Don't Care if I Ever Get Out. Its Root Root for the Inmates. And If they Don't Beat the Guards,its a Shame. its 1-2-3 Strikes on the Guards Old Heads.

Carlos Joined Mon 04/01/24 Posts: 308	Mon 01/12/26 02:15 PM Topic: 2 words - part 48
Love S ex

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