Favorite Routine ??
To Pick the Ticks Off of My Pet Siverback Gorilla's Body. ![]() |
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Why are you here?
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Why ?
To Get a Tune Up and a Lube Job. ![]() |
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Topic:
If you Like to eat Pizza
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My Favorite Pizza is "SOYLENT GREEN SURPRISE"
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A priest
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My Priest Yells at Me :
THE POWER OF MONEY COMPELS YOU !! THE POWER OF MONEY COMPELS YOU !! ![]() |
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I love Using Herbs for My Health.
My Favorite is Fruit from the Manchineel Tree Mixed with Giant Hogweed. ![]() |
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ghosted
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I'm Afraid of Ghosts. Especially Poltergeists.
Things that Disappear Like Money. ![]() |
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Looking for a Woman Tall Above 511CM.
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Scientist
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Well Talking about Scientists.
I Discovered a New Drug that Gives You Unlimited Energy and Stamina !! The Only Side Effect is it Lowers Your IQ by 50%. I Intend to Fix this Problem, Once I Figure Out How to Put on an Athletic Supporter. ![]() |
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OHH No Toto, were're Not in Kansas Anymore !
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Bad Boys …
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Yeah Ladies I'm a Bad Boy !!
I'm as Bad as Month Old Limburger Cheese. When the Cops See Me They Taser Themselves. ![]() |
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Topic:
What are you going to do?
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What am I Going to Do ?
I'm Going to Go Deep in the Woods Play My Banjo and Drink My Home Made Hooch. ![]() |
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Topic:
Summer's Here!
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Summer's Here in New York City !!
Ahh, the Sounds of Sewer Rats Chirping in the Mornings. The Heart Warming Sounds of Police Cars Whaleing Away on Their Sirens, as They Show Individuals Local Attractions Like Riker's island. ![]() |
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Edited by
Carlos
on
Fri 06/27/25 11:02 AM
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Hiyah Y'All :
I'm Looking for Fake Profile Women to Chat with about the Money I Will Not be Sending Them. Deactivated Women Welcomed also. ![]() |
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Thats Why I try to Liven Up mingle2's Community Forums with a Little Bit of Humor
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What Am I Looking for Here ?
My Favorite Cookies as a Child. Stores No Longer Carry it. It was Called : SOYLENT GREEN |
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Topic:
HEART OR MIND?
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Tough Choice >> I Like Both
Cow Hearts and Cow Brains Breaded and Fried. ![]() |
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Topic:
Why are you here?
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Im Here to Get Advice on How to Cure My
TURTLING SYMDROME. ![]() |
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Topic:
What it means to be genuine
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I'am Genuine.
Well, with the Exception of the Donated Kidney and My Wooden Leg. ![]() |
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RHOID RAGE
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Topic:
relationship
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I Only Date Deactivated Women
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