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stattie89 Joined Sun 12/07/08 Posts: 500	Mon 12/29/08 07:29 PM Topic: The Beardy-House - part 14
I am in need of a ride I am beardless

stattie89 Joined Sun 12/07/08 Posts: 500	Mon 12/29/08 07:26 PM Topic: The Beardy-House - part 14
ONE more for the road! (winds back farrrrrrrr) <WAAAAAPPPPPPPP> Epic ass slap :)

stattie89 Joined Sun 12/07/08 Posts: 500	Mon 12/29/08 07:21 PM Topic: The Beardy-House - part 14
Since Im invisible now- Im heading out for the night! Must not be my night for having fun in here! BYE!! Nooooo! I don't think you're invisible And I will gladly slap your ass again :)

stattie89 Joined Sun 12/07/08 Posts: 500	Mon 12/29/08 07:19 PM Topic: The Beardy-House - part 14
Since Im invisible now- Im heading out for the night! Must not be my night for having fun in here! BYE!! Nooooo! I don't think you're invisible

stattie89 Joined Sun 12/07/08 Posts: 500	Mon 12/29/08 07:12 PM Topic: The Beardy-House - part 14
does a woody laugh don't be putting words in my mouth now rare!! my mouth is gonna get busy!! that can be interpreted in so many ways (Picks up mind that has fallen in to gutter)

stattie89 Joined Sun 12/07/08 Posts: 500	Mon 12/29/08 07:09 PM Topic: The Beardy-House - part 14
does a woody laugh don't be putting words in my mouth now rare!! my mouth is gonna get busy!! Intrigue.. hahah

stattie89 Joined Sun 12/07/08 Posts: 500	Mon 12/29/08 07:05 PM Topic: The Beardy-House - part 14
looks in drawer Nope! No lotion....but i found some chocolate syrup!! I'll take some of that action! looks like holly wants a double to go!! and I'm feeling hungry tonight too! Bring the banana man and we almost have a sundae ;) Ooohhhh la la. Ses incroyable! I was thinking more along the lines of a Woodpecker!

stattie89 Joined Sun 12/07/08 Posts: 500	Mon 12/29/08 07:02 PM Topic: The Beardy-House - part 14
looks in drawer Nope! No lotion....but i found some chocolate syrup!! I'll take some of that action! looks like holly wants a double to go!! and I'm feeling hungry tonight too! Bring the banana man and we almost have a sundae ;)

stattie89 Joined Sun 12/07/08 Posts: 500	Mon 12/29/08 06:58 PM Topic: The Beardy-House - part 14
looks in drawer Nope! No lotion....but i found some chocolate syrup!! I'll take some of that action! You bring the whipped cream ;)

stattie89 Joined Sun 12/07/08 Posts: 500	Mon 12/29/08 06:54 PM Topic: The Beardy-House - part 14
looks in drawer Nope! No lotion....but i found some chocolate syrup!! Wooo hooo! <rebreaks out the dolls...> lol

stattie89 Joined Sun 12/07/08 Posts: 500	Mon 12/29/08 06:51 PM Topic: The Beardy-House - part 14
i still have callous butt Aloe lotion?

stattie89 Joined Sun 12/07/08 Posts: 500	Mon 12/29/08 06:48 PM Topic: The Beardy-House - part 14
So now that my A$$ is stinging..... Im ready for a BEARDY RIDE! Dont think YOU can help me out with THAT one, Steph! Well.... lol. <shaves quickly> Nope, definately not

stattie89 Joined Sun 12/07/08 Posts: 500	Mon 12/29/08 06:44 PM Topic: The Beardy-House - part 14
Sooooooo Where's all the BEARDY rides.....? Where's all the pouncing.....? Where's all the "arse" smacking...? Im heading out soon- & there's NONE of that going on in here! What's happening around here?? <wap!> (smacking dee's ass) does that help, love? Hey that WAS kinda nice, Steph!! I'm good with my hands ;)

stattie89 Joined Sun 12/07/08 Posts: 500	Mon 12/29/08 06:40 PM Topic: The Beardy-House - part 14
Sooooooo Where's all the BEARDY rides.....? Where's all the pouncing.....? Where's all the "arse" smacking...? Im heading out soon- & there's NONE of that going on in here! What's happening around here?? <wap!> (smacking dee's ass) does that help, love?

stattie89 Joined Sun 12/07/08 Posts: 500	Mon 12/29/08 06:36 PM Topic: The Beardy-House - part 14
so................ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...............anybody see a blow up doll go by here? Oh, one sec... (throws blow up doll into the wind) Here ya go No steph!!! Mine did not have a Johnson!!! OH! <SNIP> Better? :) ...stattie89...aka: lorena bobbit I taught her everything she knows!

stattie89 Joined Sun 12/07/08 Posts: 500	Mon 12/29/08 06:33 PM Topic: The Beardy-House - part 14
so................ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...............anybody see a blow up doll go by here? Oh, one sec... (throws blow up doll into the wind) Here ya go No steph!!! Mine did not have a Johnson!!! OH! <SNIP> Better? :)

stattie89 Joined Sun 12/07/08 Posts: 500	Mon 12/29/08 06:25 PM Topic: The Beardy-House - part 14
so................ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...............anybody see a blow up doll go by here? Oh, one sec... (throws blow up doll into the wind) Here ya go

stattie89 Joined Sun 12/07/08 Posts: 500	Mon 12/29/08 06:04 PM Topic: The Beardy-House - part 14
no reason,think I am about to head out,bored and sad and all that fun stuff why are you sad hun? just hate life right now Luuuuuuuuuuuurveeeeee youuuuuuuuu! lol

stattie89 Joined Sun 12/07/08 Posts: 500	Mon 12/29/08 05:58 PM Topic: The Beardy-House - part 14
no reason,think I am about to head out,bored and sad and all that fun stuff why are you sad hun? just hate life right now Don't hate life just cause I won! Lol Just kidding, but seriously don't be sad. We love you :) Dancing nanner:

stattie89 Joined Sun 12/07/08 Posts: 500	Mon 12/29/08 05:56 PM Topic: The Beardy-House - part 14
OK Since Steph WON last night SHE should start it!! I cant join in cause I gotta work & get up early....! I can't start... I know I can not win, therefore I cannot commit. The lack of sleep will wear me down lol

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