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Tue 12/30/08 05:35 PM

i met a girl at a bareh
we hit it of and went to my careh
her breath smelled like a farteh
and for this i was sorreh


Bareh, careh, and farteh are not valid sir lol
Sorreh is in play still though :)

Certainleh

stattie89's photo
Tue 12/30/08 05:35 PM

sorreh
i dont know what came over meh



You are forgiven, sureleh

stattie89's photo
Tue 12/30/08 05:35 PM

Met a girl a little witcheh
But she was predeh
and somewhat funneh
so i took her to the moveh
But the movie ended up crapeh
so we kissed really slopeh



Hope she wasn't drooleh

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Tue 12/30/08 05:33 PM



Met a girl a little witcheh
But she was predeh
and somewhat funneh
so i took her to the moveh
But the movie ended up crapeh
so we kissed really slopeh




ewww sloppeh!

I know, but that's not the end of the storeh



Enlighten meh

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Tue 12/30/08 05:32 PM


Met a girl a little witcheh
But she was predeh
and somewhat funneh
so i took her to the moveh
But the movie ended up crapeh
so we kissed really slopeh




ewww sloppeh!


Tricia lovely, I love thee most ardentleh!

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Tue 12/30/08 05:29 PM





i feel itcheh


could be herpeh!


oh deareh. steh aweh from meh.



oh no kisseh kisseh?


i would prefereh eh handshakeh.

ps i stole that long post from a 3 six mafia song... lol.


Boo for unoriginaliteh

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Tue 12/30/08 05:28 PM




i feel itcheh


could be herpeh!


oh deareh. steh aweh from meh.



oh no kisseh kisseh?


Hee hee, I just went potteh

stattie89's photo
Tue 12/30/08 05:26 PM


i feel itcheh


could be herpeh!


Kinda slutteh

stattie89's photo
Tue 12/30/08 05:25 PM

i feel itcheh


Beard makin ya scratcheh?

stattie89's photo
Tue 12/30/08 05:24 PM



I hurt my pinkeh
pinched it in my slinkeh
now it's all bent and kinkeh
speakin of kinkeh...winkeh winkeh:wink:


This is in the running for best post in here... Officially. I can make that decision, I'm a co-founding ladeh

thank ya my ladeh
smart as well as predeh



Thankeh

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Tue 12/30/08 05:23 PM

My cars inside peanut butter outside jelleh
Flickin' twenty-sixes drankin' drankin' on my celleh
We takin' real orders, talkin' codes on that telleh
We choppin' up that dope like a butcher in a deleh
You know that purple kush leave yo clothes all smelleh
But if you slangin' pound then ya pockets should be swellrh
I'm ballin' till I'm fallin' just like the movie Belleh
I'm always stayin' strapped for you people that be petteh



Uh oh... a contender for top post! Very funneh

stattie89's photo
Tue 12/30/08 05:22 PM

yes poor me lol


<scratches ears>

stattie89's photo
Tue 12/30/08 05:20 PM

steph is a hawteh


Thanks, honeh!

stattie89's photo
Tue 12/30/08 05:19 PM

I hurt my pinkeh
pinched it in my slinkeh
now it's all bent and kinkeh
speakin of kinkeh...winkeh winkeh:wink:


This is in the running for best post in here... Officially. I can make that decision, I'm a co-founding ladeh

stattie89's photo
Tue 12/30/08 05:18 PM

mine keep ending up on the other pageh ...s


Hey, you're stretching a bit now too buddeh

stattie89's photo
Tue 12/30/08 05:17 PM

my thread didnt get put in there sad


Awww poor kitteh :(

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Tue 12/30/08 05:16 PM



i do sit ups for my belleh!
the weather is chilleh!
i can do max 300 on heaveh!
i wish i had a girlfriendeh!

That was a lot...

Mommeh and aunteh are doing shots... slippereh nipplehs


And doubleh dippan in the chehps


Ah, close... has to end in -eh... Lol

Like, babeh

stattie89's photo
Tue 12/30/08 05:15 PM

theres a vote for best coffee house thread of '08


Oh I see... Mine and Tricia's will NOT win. Lol

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Tue 12/30/08 05:14 PM



I asked the ladeh
If her name was sadeh
She said maybeh.


sadleh
she just ignored meh

And I walked away forlornleh


Forlornleh... very impressive :)

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Tue 12/30/08 05:14 PM

i am meh


Yeh, you got it, eh?

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