TEACHER: Musa, what do you call a person
who keeps on talking when people are no
longer interested?
Musa : A teacher!

TEACHER: How do we keep our school clean? Musa: By staying at home!

TEACHER: Draw a diagram of
bacteria.
[Few minutes later]
Musa : Here it is sir.

TEACHER: Where? You haven’t drawn anything. Musa : Sir, can you see bacteria without microscope?

TEACHER: Musa, your essay on “My Dog” is exactly the
same as your brother’s. Did you copy his essay?
Musa: No Sir, it’s the same dog.