Thank you Jenn,beautiful words from a beautiful lady, I'm
honored.

My usual has about 50 bottles, in just the first round. I think I'm okay
for now ask again in about ten minutes though.

I do lots of things,but yeah, playing is one of my favorite ways to pass
the time.

Perils of the Job. Eh Mark?

Lots of it.Did somebody say swords?

Ah yes the story, well it's not an easy one to tell. Three nights out on
our venture we rolled in to a great thick fog bank, So thick you could
nary see yer hand in front of ye.We had to slow down to almost a full
stop,but the wind was tearing at the mast and flesh of any man that
dared step foot on the deck.Young Sven, The only man Brave,(and
stupid)enough climbed the rigging to set the sail free.The mast
broke,and toppled Sven into the roiling sea.Thorfinn Jumped overboard to
save his friend and A great beast rose from the depths and devoured them
both,then tossed our little ship,from Starboard to port.The next day,
when what was left of our crew came round,we found ourselves on an aisle
that none amongst us recognized.Some of the men would later die of
infection,now I was down to half a crew, and Shipwrecked.When one of the
men,Karma,I believe it was,Found what seemed to be the head of
Blackbeard himself! We wandered that Cursed Aisle we were then sure was
hell.When we came upon a cave,and about 50 feet above it in a sheer
cliff was another. I sent in Four brave souls of the larger cavern. They
then met their doom One by spikes two by fire and one of a spoon!Then
Karma had a plan,He unfurled his leathery wings and lifted himself
abroad.Seems the loot was in the higher cave though we were all to large
to fit.CCP shrank herself and 2 other men to go in after it.On the trip
up to the cavern Karma overcome with Ravenous hunger devoured one of the
men. were left now.CCp and another of my swiftly shrinking Crew.CCp got
the gold and Gems,out of that cursed cave.On the way down I lost another
who was Brave.We reached the beach and the island did split, my men were
swallowed by the ground, the only to survive were Karma CCP and me.Now
we were in a pickle,CCP turned Karma back to his human form . There we
were now, with all the gold, and no way off the island when a great
Gallion came into view.Well we did what only Pirates would,we stowed
aboard Stole the ship and imprisoned the crew.Split 3 ways Blackbeards
Gold does make for one excellent prize!

Not ever hurt my Catch How are ya sweety? Um my aim only gets
worse as I drink.Let me get the mess Scotty,*flicks the wrist and Done*

I'm always armed me boyo.*belts Flintlock*

Heya(((Catch))) got yer feathers ruffelled Lass?(((Jenn))) Oh, alright
boy I'm not going to shoot at ye any more.

Roflmao,Pickled!

My sides hurt. It was a good
one.

Yer' the one what wanted the shot! now stand still Boy!

*walks over to Jenns Table and takes a sip as he once again levels the
pistol.* MMMgood Boom! AH! ye lad stand still that was a mirror! seven
years bad luck.!

Boom! ****! not the Captain's! Reloading.

Brandy and Cranberry juice? Never tried the stuff.Any good?

Stand still I'll shoot ya'.

Guitar and Bass Specs:Guitar,Westone Spectrum FX with triple tap
Humbuckers.Bass:Ibanez Ergodyne.

I need more
RUM!!!

Hello Roses!
Nope not enough to tell the tale.I need more of an
audience.

No takers then eh?Where's me crew?

*Dane kicks the door open* barkeep.Give me my usual I have a bundle of
loot on my back and a story in my eye, But I can't tell you a lick of it
while I'm dry.