Two women are playing golf on a sunny afternoon when one of them slices
her shot into a foursome of men.

To her horror, one of the men collapses in agony with both hands in his
crotch. She runs to him apologizing profusely, explaining that she is a
physical therapist and can help ease his pain.

"No thanks... just give me a few minutes... I'll be fine..." he replies
quietly with his hands still between his legs.

Taking it upon herself to help the poor man, she gently undoes the front
of his pant and starts massaging his genitals.

"Doesn't that feel better?" she asks.

"Well... yes... That feels pretty good," he admits. "But my thumb still
hurts like hell."
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It's all good

Hi

Hi

Good luck

Hi Tom

good mornin

good morning mike
tiger can i get another cup of coffee please it is sooo good

good morning tiger

Thanks a cup of coffee is just what I need

Men are like.....Coffee. The best ones are rich, warm, full-bodied, and
can keep you up all night long.

Men are like.....Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, and they usually head
right for your hips

Men are like.....Blenders. You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

Men are like.....Coolers. Load them with beer and you can take them
anywhere.

Men are like.....Copiers. You need them for reproduction, but that's
about it.

Men are like.....Curling irons. They're always hot, and they're always
in your hair.

Men are like.....Government bonds. They take so long to mature.

Men are like.....Laxatives. They irritate the poop
out of you.

Men are like.....Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of
emotion.

Men are like.....Mini skirts. If you're not careful, they'll creep up
your legs.

Men are like.....Plungers. They spend most of their lives in a
hardware store or the bathroom.

Men are like.....Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little
while.

Men are like.....Place mats. They only show up when there's food on the
table.

Men are like.....Weather. Nothing can be done to change either one of
them.

I'm about an hour north of Dallas

lets have a cookout and make smores

Don't give up. Things always get better.

Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip
that can store and play high fidelity music in women's breast implants.

The i-Tit will cost $499 or $599 depending on speaker size. This is
considered to be a major breakthrough because women have always
complained about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

I've had people do that to me before too.

i really don't get that impression from you

you don't seem scary to me

dvd how bout you what kind of movies do you like

yep i like the old fashioned kettle korn

I can watch anything. I like chic flicks but not all the time.