Community > Posts By > Phuque

 
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Thu 06/05/14 04:56 PM

Where is the man of my dreams lol:smile: can't seem to find him nowhere on the planet earth lol




If he was on Uranus, you'd know...:wink:








(geez...can't believe no one used that obvious joke...lol)

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Thu 06/05/14 04:53 PM


some yonug guys is more focus on how to get in our panty




At my age they just wanna get in my pantry...which is cool...growing boys gotta eat, too, yanno...:wink:

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Thu 06/05/14 01:53 PM
Where the heck is Stan? He knows the diff...laugh

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Thu 06/05/14 01:44 PM


Yeah, I can deal with the red, orange, or yellow ones...minced into teeny, tiny bits...but the green are just too...oh, what's the word...um...oh, I know...YUCKY! laugh


Ummmmm.........Q!!!........They are the same thing!! huh :laughing:



No, no, no...the green ones have a much sharper (yuckier) flavor than the milder red, orange, or yellow ones...hee-uge difference!

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Thu 06/05/14 12:08 PM


Only studslove


Your profile says that you're looking for a woman though.



Stud is another term for a masculine lesbian.

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Thu 06/05/14 11:24 AM
Oh, dear...ill <--- holding my breath

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Thu 06/05/14 10:10 AM
Yeah, I can deal with the red, orange, or yellow ones...minced into teeny, tiny bits...but the green are just too...oh, what's the word...um...oh, I know...YUCKY! laugh

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Thu 06/05/14 07:35 AM

LEFTOVERS.



sounds like breakfast to me.
(but then i rarely eat breakfast at breakfast, so it's more like brunch and therefore, less of a faux pas.) bigsmile




Yah...leftovers for breakfast are great...erm...green peppers...not so much...

Mornin', Just, Dub, BNJ, Kristi! waving

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Thu 06/05/14 06:47 AM
Mornin', everyone!

I had a weird breakfast...au gratin taters, smoked sausage, & garlic toast. Still, sort of traditional morning fare...just in a different form. And it was yummy! drool

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Wed 06/04/14 09:00 PM

^^^^ a car, but a few would have to sit on the roof lol




I keep my extras in the trunk...:angel:

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Wed 06/04/14 08:45 PM
I feel ya', Stummp. It's like trying to tread water in a cesspool when all you really gotta do is get the heck out of it...

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Wed 06/04/14 08:20 PM
I see how you are, Scoob...you heard the word "virgin" & forgot all about the "Welcome"...laugh

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Wed 06/04/14 08:05 PM
Don't worry, Aud...it's easy once you get the hang of it. So glad to see you here! flowers

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Wed 06/04/14 07:17 PM
Well, look up top...we have a new virgin to throw into the volcano...bigsmile

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Wed 06/04/14 06:11 PM
Sowwwy...tears








:laughing:

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Wed 06/04/14 05:52 PM
Well, hopefully it'll all be over soon & the only thing giving you headaches will be screaming kids...laugh

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Wed 06/04/14 05:29 PM

You always have the longest lasting threads, don't you Q?

Some brides to be are having plastic surgery on their hands so they can take selfies of their rings. What a weird world this has turned out to be.

Wishing that I liked city life so I didn't have to have a car.




I saw that on the news...guess since they've started doing hymen reconstruction, that would be the logical next step...whoa

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Wed 06/04/14 05:27 PM

I've finally transitioned!! Feels so clean over here. Weird...



Like a virgin...text for the very first time! :angel:



@ BNJ... Didja get all your schtuff done? waving

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Wed 06/04/14 09:53 AM
He snuck over to my basement cuz I've got cookies...bigsmile

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Wed 06/04/14 09:48 AM
I'm watching the Twilight Zone on Chiller...& THAT'S what happens to 'em...*POOF!* scared

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