A sick woman was lying on her sick bed with herhusband by her
side, she turns to the husband and said
WIFE : Honey, I have a confession tomake...
HUSBAND : Save your strength my dear!
WIFE : [Cuts in] Nooo, I want to say it so thatwhenI die my spirit will be at
rest. I have beenstealingyour money and giving it to my boyfriend,You'renot the father of our son Junior, I was the onewhostole your gold wrist watch and hide it in yoursister's bag so
that you'll drive her away Pleaseforgive me
HUSBAND : I know all this, that's whyI poisonedyou. Keep calm Let the poison work...