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Tue 09/29/15 08:15 AM
Lol yes let him be good and let him be seen but most of all let you be found by all that you seek :smile:

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Tue 09/29/15 08:06 AM
I like curves with rolls
Or str8 down to her toes
Onez that bend onez that fold
Woman oh woman of any size
I'll know if the curve of her heart
Waz suppose to be mine :heart:

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Tue 09/29/15 07:48 AM
Awww kiwi girl nothing ventured nothing gained no risk of a broken heart but I wonder if no one to share in loving would feel just the same ? :smile:

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Thu 08/27/15 08:06 AM
"Do you know how many Latinos work for me? Do you know how many Hispanics work for me?" Trump said. "Thousands They love me."�quote]
yeah,, that kind of fear people had about obama being the next hitler but yet being a socialist,,lol

or the fear that he had an 'agenda' to ruin the country,,,


my fear is this CLOWN will set us back and make us a worldwide joke and earn us even more enemies and cause even more wars,,,,




I know nothin about american politics and I live about as far away as geographicaly possible so as a outsider lookin in of all the great things America has given the world if trump is elected president you can add worst joke ever to that list .

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Thu 08/27/15 06:54 AM



How can I be sure that love will push me forward ? i mean when .. ?

Sori dude I dont get it ? How will love push you forward ?

I mean not to let me down ..

Oh right yep iam with ya .Love wont let you down people do .Its better to have loved and lost then to have never loved at all .

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Thu 08/27/15 06:39 AM

How can I be sure that love will push me forward ? i mean when .. ?

Sori dude I dont get it ? How will love push you forward ?

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Thu 08/27/15 06:32 AM

so what is it called if a lesbian blocks a lesbian, for example?

pus*y blocked? whoa

Tounge tied :tongue:

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Thu 08/27/15 06:28 AM

Thank you Torgo for helping to explain as well.:smile: And, I guess it IS only an American thang. laugh

Oh iam with ya now lol if iam flirting with a woman and another woman trys to block her and divert my attention id call that options.

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Thu 08/27/15 06:06 AM

what is it with these men demanding my private number, email, and the like??i do not fall for that.

Ive figured it out, wats with all these men wanting ya number.Your obviously cute from ya pics you list boxing baseball and ice hockey as interests and you own a international radio station ummmmm ?

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Thu 08/27/15 05:27 AM


I never had sexual encounter with a woman but I get turned on by woman being intimate with woman ? Does that make me a lesbian



At the very least, you're bi curious but if 2 women being intimate is what really gets you going...yes, you're probably a lesbian.

Wow I just realised iam lesbian cos that definitely gets me goin .

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Thu 08/27/15 05:00 AM


what is it with these men demanding my private number, email, and the like??i do not fall for that.


Pfffft! Amateurs. I always ask for the good stuff......like rack size and cooking skills. These things matter. :angel:

Lol top answer

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Thu 08/27/15 04:47 AM

well there are two voices in my head telling me what to do


:angel: keeps telling me behave it's just her and her best friend funning with you so make like it's nothing


and then

pitchfork keeps telling me that it's just her and her best friend funning with you so play it to the hilt

Lol dude my schizophrenia must b more severe then yourz I had a third voice also frustrated he was sayin typical woman I was single for 10years neva sat in my lap married for 10minz and she thinks iam santa

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Thu 08/27/15 04:19 AM



Sweet, kicking back




Now I'm even more confused, is beer meant to 'unblock', I just wondered.

I think I need a snooze

Nope, we are all waiting for waiting for Mel to wake up and clarify this 'blocked' thingy. what

Ummmm this very confusing what in the nicest possible way I think mel may have had a mental block while writing this post sori mel flowerforyou

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Thu 08/27/15 04:07 AM



Ok, so you have just got married. (Yep you)
A bridesmaid sits on the grooms lap during photo session time.
Men...what would you do?
Women...what would you do?

This has actually happened to me I just put my arm around her and smiled for the photo not only at the wedding but she continues to sit in my lap every chance she gets shes only just stop sleepin with me in our bed I dnt see as inappropriate tho my
Wife wasnt sittin in my lap at the same time (FYI) she is nw my ex wife lol


Hi. It happened at my wedding lol.
I pushed her off gently and said "What are you doing?"

hi lol :) I waz waitin for the lady brigade to reply in horror Before I revealed the bridesmaid was our 3 yo daughter

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Thu 08/27/15 03:40 AM

Ok, so you have just got married. (Yep you)
A bridesmaid sits on the grooms lap during photo session time.
Men...what would you do?
Women...what would you do?

This has actually happened to me I just put my arm around her and smiled for the photo not only at the wedding but she continues to sit in my lap every chance she gets shes only just stop sleepin with me in our bed I dnt see as inappropriate tho my
Wife wasnt sittin in my lap at the same time (FYI) she is nw my ex wife lol

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Thu 08/27/15 02:27 AM
Hey from Auckland new zealand drinks

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Tue 08/25/15 05:54 AM

with mother or sister i dont have any problem but yes infront of cousin whome i had met few times then again problem arises . . .


Gud luck dude hopefully theres sum help in my post that you can use or sparks a idea that helps you feel more at ease

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Tue 08/25/15 05:24 AM
Can you talk to your mother or sisters or girl cousin's and manitain eye contact and converse freely and naturally sori for stating the obvious they are girls but without the expectations of guy likes girl or will she like me will she think iam Kool etc etc we feel at ease .In our daily lifes we encounter many woman shop keeper /girl at dvd store / waitress and so on and so/ you get my point because there in the service industry they will engage you try starting there for practice (EG) waiteress - morning sir how are you this morning(you) lam fine thanks and yourself (w) )what can I get you today (y) what would you recommend etc etc the you practice the more you'll feel at ease gud luck dude always ask bridging questions that require more then a yes no response

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Tue 08/25/15 04:48 AM
Never tell a loved one of an infidelity: you would be badly rewarded for your troubles. Although one dislikes being deceived, one likes even less to be undeceived.Ninon De Lenclos

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Tue 08/25/15 04:26 AM
Hey fellow kiwi big watz up from west auckland .