manic

impulsive

catty

ruthless

tard

coherent

boundless

busty

beautiful

yummy

Biter

Joker

Scared

I'm sorry to hear that..

Thats my way of intoducing myself,being original is me and if people don't like it thats fine.
It's my way of finding people with a sense of humor and originallity.

Just seeing if anybody accually reads this stuff..

I'm here for the forums and to make friends,I love to joke and and have fun.I might hurt some peoples feelings in the process,but if you are that sensitive you probablely shouldn't be on here.When you get to know me you will like me and wanna be my friend cause I'm a cool MOFO like that.

Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. Slim Shady
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. Slim Shady

Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. Slim Shady

Ahem.. excuse me!
Can I have the attention of the class
for ONE second?

Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. Slim Shady

Hey kids! Do you like violence? (Yeah yeah yeah!)
Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh!)
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!)
Try 'cid and get f_cked up worse then my life is? (Huh?)
My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin to get my head straight
but I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Ummmm..)
And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady you a basehead!"
Uh-uhhh! "So why's your face red? Man you wasted!"
Well since age twelve, I've felt like I'm someone else
Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt
Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off
And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross
I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass
faster than the fat ***** who sat down too fast
C'mere slut! (Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl, dog!)
I don't give a f_ _k, God sent me to piss the world off!

My English teacher wanted TO flunk ME IN JUNIOR HIGH
THANKS ALONT NEXT SEMESTER I WILL BE 35
I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler
Stapled his nuts to a stack of paper,
Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up
Flashed the bartender, and stuck my d_ _k in the tip cup
Extraterrestrial, running over pedestrians,

raping lesbians, while there screaming at me "lets just be friends!"
Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to
I just found out my mom does more dope than I do
I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper
Make a record about doin' drugs and name it after her (Oh thank you!)
You know you blew up when the women rush the stands
and try to touch your hands like some screamin Usher fans (Aaahhhhhh!)
This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph
(Dude, can I get your autograph?)
So I signed it: 'Dear Dave, thanks for the support, ASSHOLE!'

Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! (Get him!)
Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, OPERATE!
I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die
I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive
Am I comin or goin? I can barely decide
I just drank a fifth of vodka -- dare me to drive? (Go ahead)
All my life I was very deprived
I ain't had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide
(Whoops!) Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk (riiip)
I spit when I talk,(hachhh-too) I'll **** anything that walks (C'mere)
When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits
HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME MOM? (WAH!)
YOU AIN'T GOT NO TITS! (WAHHH!)
I lay awake and strap myself in the bed
with a bulletproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (BANG!)
I'm steamin mad (Grrrrr!)
And by the way when you see my dad? (Yeah?)
Tell him I slit his throat in this dream I had!

Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. Slim Shady
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. Slim Shady

uncomfortable

Young

Lonely