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Sat 03/14/09 01:27 PM

I am completely REAL...well...except for the wig...the false eyelashes & nails...oh, there IS the glass eye & the dentures...& the wooden leg...but other than THAT? Yep! Completely real!

sexy...


98% I have a partial knee replacement, but hell it's titanium

you're better than real! ur like wolverine!

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Sat 03/14/09 01:25 PM
read "Freakonomics"
i bet if the person requesting the help for her school had a name like Susan or Mary instead of Ty'Sheoma she would have better luck. welcome to this sad reality.

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Sat 03/14/09 01:20 PM
car's butt

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Sat 03/14/09 01:17 PM
fo real?

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Sat 03/14/09 01:14 PM


he makes me wish i was 11


o....k? huh

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no, i was just kidding. i gave up sex for Lent!

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Sat 03/14/09 01:13 PM
when last i spoke to carol by morrissey

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Sat 03/14/09 01:09 PM
i love to cook even though i'm currently debating on whether or not i should order a pizza

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Sat 03/14/09 01:02 PM
MGMT - electric feel

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Sat 03/14/09 12:56 PM
he makes me wish i was 11

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Sat 03/14/09 12:54 PM




depends on who i'm with but mostly, no, because i was with some goofy gals... it's hard to be a good bf when ur gf is a racist redneck, a complete idiot, never talks or, always a classic, junkie.


:laughing: Why on earth would you even date someone like that? You'd have to know they are like that BEFORE you commit to a relationship! Wow ... slaphead tongue2

the racist never admitted to being racist, i thought the idiot was cute (but she was bad in bed and gained weight so that was pointless...), i thought it was just a mtter of time and getting her to open up with the one that never talks and the junkie was 2 yrs clean off heroin when i met her and fell deeply in love. honestly, my being a bad boyfriend coupled with her unrealistic expectations and delusional paranoia are part of why she started using again. so i suck. meh.


WOW....slaphead i AM keeping my mouth shut on this one

DON'T! i am vocal and honest at the risk of being rude and alienating people. please, let me know i'm a dumbash

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Sat 03/14/09 12:50 PM

Groped...




drinker flowerforyou glasses :banana:

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Sat 03/14/09 12:49 PM
it doesn't really matter but i'll admit i love using mutual match. if nothing else it's interesting to see what matches one gets.

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Sat 03/14/09 12:46 PM

used to rrrreally like it

cool. i hope this new thing the ISP's are doing with media companies won't get in the way of using torrent sites like utternerd.com to download old episodes. you can't get most of them on dvd so it's really the only way to get my geek on.

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Sat 03/14/09 12:42 PM
anyone else a big MST3K nerd like me?

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Sat 03/14/09 12:34 PM
"forced to get this tattoo on my face. inquire for details."

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Sat 03/14/09 12:29 PM


depends on who i'm with but mostly, no, because i was with some goofy gals... it's hard to be a good bf when ur gf is a racist redneck, a complete idiot, never talks or, always a classic, junkie.


:laughing: Why on earth would you even date someone like that? You'd have to know they are like that BEFORE you commit to a relationship! Wow ... slaphead tongue2

the racist never admitted to being racist, i thought the idiot was cute (but she was bad in bed and gained weight so that was pointless...), i thought it was just a mtter of time and getting her to open up with the one that never talks and the junkie was 2 yrs clean off heroin when i met her and fell deeply in love. honestly, my being a bad boyfriend coupled with her unrealistic expectations and delusional paranoia are part of why she started using again. so i suck. meh.

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Sat 03/14/09 12:24 PM
here's the best advice i can give. don't listen to what people tell you over the internet. we're mostly degenerates and crazies with nothing better to do than spew the garbage that clutters our minds at other people. i haven't left my apartment in two days and all i've consumed today has been a pot of coffee and some yogurt. does that sound like someone you want to listen to? lol
seriously though, welcome and the best of luck to ya!

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Sat 03/14/09 12:18 PM
depends on who i'm with but mostly, no, because i was with some goofy gals... it's hard to be a good bf when ur gf is a racist redneck, a complete idiot, never talks or, always a classic, junkie.

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Sat 03/14/09 12:09 PM
really? i mean, REALLY?

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Sat 03/14/09 12:07 PM


That was when love was love.
And that's when showers were only monthly!


and the average lifetime was around 50yrs. Do to uncurable diseases like black plague and viral infections.




but they died happy..isn't that all that matters?
they made the best and the most out of nothing.
We are all just too spoiled now a days

bah... more! faster! now! again!