I won't judge you out loud but in my mind I'm silently critiquing. Lol

Thanks... Hopefully I'll agree with your statement.

I've never been on a site like this and I don't even know where to start. Lol... I've done online dating for way too long and probably need to simply try something new since this seems to simply get me some crazy, funny stories but never anything all too serious. If nothing else perhaps I'll write a book about my dating experiences. Let's see if this site is any different from what I've run into thus far.

I'm a school teacher and for some reason I wound up with a huge and elevated vocabulary that often confuses people, so forgive me in advance if this is the case even in my postings. Haha... I'm such a nerd and totally proud of it!