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Wed 01/28/09 05:06 PM
A Peacock...
hahaha...****.

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Wed 01/28/09 05:04 PM
Be an Angel

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Wed 01/28/09 05:02 PM
Shot JFK from the grassy knoll.

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Wed 01/28/09 04:57 PM
Uh...
hehe,
naw, sorry dude.

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Wed 01/28/09 04:43 PM

I suppose it's difficult to tell what's fake and what isnt with those films. it isnt like we're all subjected to dismembered limbs and rotting corpses everyday.

I am

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Wed 01/28/09 04:21 PM
evil stepsisters carving up their feet so they'll fit in teh glass slippers

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Wed 01/28/09 04:18 PM
I sit here scratching my head and think...
"You know, there IS a difference between pecs and man boobs."

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Wed 01/28/09 04:16 PM
Yeah, and if alot of people hadn't seen it then maybe alot of people should go BUY THE ORIGINAL!

Alot of people haven't seen videos of my birth either, but that doesn't mean I go remaking them.

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Wed 01/28/09 04:15 PM


Dudes...
She said message her...
Duh


And yet, posted it in the forum...why message someone who doesn't even make the same effort?

I'd rather clog this thread with useless junk from my head...like what would happen if we spliced the genes of an apple and a Hyena? Laughing apple, maybe?


Idk where you were going with that, but whatever.
This chick's profile is deactivated anyways.

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Wed 01/28/09 04:13 PM

has any of you seen twilight...


Sorry, we're talking about Vampire movies...
and vampires have fangs...
and don't jump, unless they're killing somebody.

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Tue 01/27/09 04:33 PM
What's the chance that you'll talk to a guy who DOESN'T obsess over his body and expect to attract girls with a Shirtless picture?

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Tue 01/27/09 04:29 PM
Dudes...
She said message her...
Duh

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Tue 01/27/09 03:19 PM
From Dusk till Dawn...

sorry Queen of the Damned fans...

Quentin Tarentino hands down.

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Tue 01/27/09 03:17 PM
It's already 92 degrees in the summer and if it gets one degree hotter I'm gonna kick your ass!

Hank's a badass

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Tue 01/27/09 03:16 PM
Disney made a movie about nature and said that Lemmings kill themselves in mass suicide...

THAT'S NOT TRUE!!!!!

but alas, we all beleived it...

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Tue 01/27/09 03:12 PM

Braindead


It's also called Dead Alive,
and it's made by Peter Jackson, same as BAd TAste.

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Tue 01/27/09 03:11 PM
Black Sheep,
the Horror movie with the sheep.

"There's 40 million sheep in New Zealand, and they're pissed off!!!"

That had a twist at the end.

baaa.

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Tue 01/27/09 03:09 PM
Dawn of the Dead...
The original was awsome,
I've never seen the remake, but I've heard... things.

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Tue 01/27/09 03:08 PM
Thanks for bringing that up.

The original with Jack Nickolson is AMAZING,
the musical...well I'm not a really big fan of musicals but this one was not bad.

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Tue 01/27/09 03:06 PM
Okay, here's what you want.

Dead Alive,
I'm just gonna warn you that it is literally the Bloodiest movie EVER!
one scene alone used 300 litres of fake blood and over 30 dismembered body parts.
It's originally like 106 minutes long, but when it was released in the UK it was cut down to 60, and it was sold with a set of 4 airline sickness bags.

But it's a great movie, Peter Jackson directed it and is in it.

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