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Sat 02/17/24 06:16 PM
Saw a decrepit old hippy have a total
screaming public meltdown after realizing
he'd locked his keys in his car.

It was beaufamous. :joy:

Rock's photo
Sat 02/17/24 02:09 PM
Taylor Swift is Napoleon Dynamite in drag.

Compare their pics.

It's the same person.

Rock's photo
Thu 02/15/24 06:46 PM
Pfffft...
Overplanning a date ruins any
semblance of spontaneity.

Rock's photo
Thu 02/15/24 05:05 PM
Truthfully?

I'm thinking, without TexasGal, Soufie,
and Delightful patrolling the forums,
this place has really turned into a
potato patch.

I guess taters are gonna be tatin'

Rock's photo
Thu 02/15/24 05:03 PM
Edited by Rock on Thu 02/15/24 05:04 PM
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Rock's photo
Thu 02/15/24 04:58 PM
If the chick is cool, plus puts out on
the first date, it's almost guaranteed
I'll ask for a second date.
Depending on how good she is in the sack.

Rock's photo
Thu 02/15/24 09:51 AM

I've been so curious as to the rate of how some men who's be hitting me up lie about their ages.. It's so unbelievable.


:joy:
Oh! To paint an entire gender with such
a broad brush. Tsk, tsk.

I've only lied about my age once.
I was in a beer store when I was 14.
I was 6'4" and had a fumanchu mustache.
It was 1982, the drinking age was 18 in
the state I lived.
Got my rack of long neck bottles,
without having to show my motorcycle
license.

Motorcycle license age was 14 at the time. :joy:
"Borrowed" my mom's car for the beer run.

The '80s were fun.

Rock's photo
Mon 02/12/24 07:12 PM
Happy little robot mutts
have been around, and sold
commercially, since the 1980s.

The early models yapped, did flips,
and we're often a waste of batteries.

Rock's photo
Tue 02/06/24 08:48 AM
I try not to.

Rock's photo
Tue 02/06/24 07:51 AM
I haven't been to any bars
since 1990.
So... wouldn't have a clue
what any of that new fangled
stuff is about.

Rock's photo
Wed 12/13/23 03:07 PM
Feeling...
It's been real, and it's been fun.
But, it hasn't been real fun.
Laterz folks.

Rock's photo
Tue 12/12/23 03:30 PM

Why are young men so interested in older women?


Why you askin', bro'?

Are you wanting younger men to be interested in you?

Rock's photo
Tue 12/12/23 03:24 PM
I think most in the west, like fries.
Though, in some countries, they're
called chips.

Mingle2 is generally a friendly site,
I'm sure you'll meet new friends here.

Rock's photo
Mon 12/11/23 07:56 PM

A woman with a simple heart, doesn't ask for much just wants your love, attention, care and acts of love to make her happy.....if you find such woman can you keep her happy? World is ****ed up women don't know what they want in a man neither do men.. women hate nice men the good guys are always a second choice for most women while they pick bad guys first


Cool story bro'.

Rock's photo
Mon 12/11/23 03:57 PM
If it hasn't been blatantly obvious
for the past 15 years, I don't care
if I'm liked, loved, or hated.

Rock's photo
Mon 12/11/23 03:51 PM
I I disapprove of all career politicians,
without regard for party affiliation.


Rock's photo
Mon 12/11/23 02:48 PM
Long distance relationships are for people
who have imaginary friends.

Rock's photo
Sun 12/10/23 04:54 PM


I feel, it's time for some drive by baptisms.


Excuse me for being simple :joy:

But what's a drive by baptism?
Mmmm maybe you shoot them with a water pistol? :gun: :joy:



It rained heavily for a few hours here.
Meaning puddles on the roads.

Driving through puddles and splashing pedestrians, is what drive by baptisms are.

Rock's photo
Sun 12/10/23 03:34 PM
Still... not a damn thing.

Rock's photo
Sun 12/10/23 03:19 PM
I feel, it's time for some drive by baptisms.

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