Saw a decrepit old hippy have a total
screaming public meltdown after realizing he'd locked his keys in his car. It was beaufamous. |
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Topic:
swifty or no?
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Taylor Swift is Napoleon Dynamite in drag.
Compare their pics. It's the same person. |
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Topic:
Planning the date
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Pfffft...
Overplanning a date ruins any semblance of spontaneity. |
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Truthfully?
I'm thinking, without TexasGal, Soufie, and Delightful patrolling the forums, this place has really turned into a potato patch. I guess taters are gonna be tatin' |
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Edited by
Rock
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Thu 02/15/24 05:04 PM
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If the chick is cool, plus puts out on
the first date, it's almost guaranteed I'll ask for a second date. Depending on how good she is in the sack. |
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I've been so curious as to the rate of how some men who's be hitting me up lie about their ages.. It's so unbelievable. Oh! To paint an entire gender with such a broad brush. Tsk, tsk. I've only lied about my age once. I was in a beer store when I was 14. I was 6'4" and had a fumanchu mustache. It was 1982, the drinking age was 18 in the state I lived. Got my rack of long neck bottles, without having to show my motorcycle license. Motorcycle license age was 14 at the time. "Borrowed" my mom's car for the beer run. The '80s were fun. |
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Topic:
China Robot Dog
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Happy little robot mutts
have been around, and sold commercially, since the 1980s. The early models yapped, did flips, and we're often a waste of batteries. |
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Topic:
Finding a partner
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I try not to.
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I haven't been to any bars
since 1990. So... wouldn't have a clue what any of that new fangled stuff is about. |
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Feeling...
It's been real, and it's been fun. But, it hasn't been real fun. Laterz folks. |
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Topic:
old & young
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Why are young men so interested in older women? Why you askin', bro'? Are you wanting younger men to be interested in you? |
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I think most in the west, like fries.
Though, in some countries, they're called chips. Mingle2 is generally a friendly site, I'm sure you'll meet new friends here. |
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Topic:
What you want?
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A woman with a simple heart, doesn't ask for much just wants your love, attention, care and acts of love to make her happy.....if you find such woman can you keep her happy? World is ****ed up women don't know what they want in a man neither do men.. women hate nice men the good guys are always a second choice for most women while they pick bad guys first Cool story bro'. |
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If it hasn't been blatantly obvious
for the past 15 years, I don't care if I'm liked, loved, or hated. |
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I I disapprove of all career politicians,
without regard for party affiliation. |
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Long distance relationships are for people
who have imaginary friends. |
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I feel, it's time for some drive by baptisms. Excuse me for being simple But what's a drive by baptism? Mmmm maybe you shoot them with a water pistol? It rained heavily for a few hours here. Meaning puddles on the roads. Driving through puddles and splashing pedestrians, is what drive by baptisms are. |
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Still... not a damn thing.
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I feel, it's time for some drive by baptisms.
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