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Thu 01/15/09 08:25 PM
I just put a bucket under her chair!



Just Kidding...when she reads this I will be as far away from her as I possibly can be!


I love you, Baby!!!!

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Thu 01/15/09 08:23 PM
uuuuhhhhhh, maiybee itz gay, Uprak.....itz lookin a bit lowlnlie!!!!!

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Thu 01/15/09 08:20 PM



Come to Daddy! Ohhhh Mamacita! I will curl those toes!

But, I gotta know...You cook clean and really know how to please a man...Right?


Oh yeah, this guy too. He's right here.


Back off mister!!!! I saw this piece of @ss first!....hehehehehehehe

(Don't suspend me! In Texas: "Piece of @ss" is slang for...a really hot woman!)



You better take a DMV number and stand behind me!:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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Tue 01/13/09 11:13 AM
I think Holly is really funny!


But, I think I may put another man on the chopping block....heheheheheeheheeeheheheheehehe

What about Orange Cat???? He seems cool, humorus, and everyone seems to like him.

So my vote in is OC......*risking the wrath of the Tazz isn't easy guys sooo back me up here!*

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Tue 01/13/09 11:10 AM

(elephant trunk reference bro)



I must have missed that part of sex ed!!!laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Tue 01/13/09 11:08 AM
Ok, Ladies! How in the heck am I suppost to look at your friends list if ya have them hidden???????


I perved, Tazz, Bad and JBomb!!!!! No one wants me to know who they are friends with!


HEY!!!! T, what the heck!!!!

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Tue 01/13/09 11:05 AM
I am going to go perv a couple of profiles....be right back for my vote in!

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Tue 01/13/09 11:00 AM

Sounds like something my kid would tell melaugh


:heart: smooched Hi honey, I read what you said about your interview yesterday. Gives me an idea what ihave to look forward to when I go back to schoolscared scared

((((BAD!!!!!))))smooched smooched smooched smooched smooched smooched smooched smooched




can you freaking believe that?????? I was soooo mad that I started being real snippy and short with him! My daughter kept saying under her breath....Mom, quit! Be nice!!!!




Trust me, Bad, when she got home.......the whole roof kept coming off! She was REALLY MAD!!!!!

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Tue 01/13/09 10:59 AM
<------ hows that?????? BEtter??????

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Tue 01/13/09 10:58 AM

Wumen R lukee...U nevr had yur penus grab a bizkit ofda tabul N tri 2 stuph it up ur but! Purty embarassin!!!




WFT?????? Dud wear yuu bin hangin at? Surry ta heard dat!

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Tue 01/13/09 10:56 AM



drool smooched Hi handsome, and WTF is that pic you have on hereill scared


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Afternoon everyone



It's my sexy, Bad!!!!!flowers drool flowers drool




That would be my sexy grandpa look!!!!!



P! Go put some clothes on!!!!!:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:




*Sigh* Fine!!!!

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Tue 01/13/09 10:53 AM

drool smooched Hi handsome, and WTF is that pic you have on hereill scared


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Afternoon everyone



It's my sexy, Bad!!!!!flowers drool flowers drool




That would be my sexy grandpa look!!!!!

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Tue 01/13/09 10:50 AM

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Afternoon everyone



It's my sexy, Bad!!!!!flowers drool flowers drool

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Tue 01/13/09 10:50 AM

Well sh!t!!! There goes my fantasy of Tazz in a nurses uniform giving me a physical! Damnit!!!



Yeah, mine too!!!!!
All bent over in a stethascope!!!!!drool drool drool drool drool drool drool drool drool drool

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Thu 01/08/09 11:06 PM
I just wanted to post this for the woman of my dreams:

Theresa, yeah, I used your real name,
I love you sooooo much! I could not have done this last 3 weeks of recovery without you, and I know I have been an azz at times..... but know this, you freaking fire sign, I hear and I will obey!

All my heart and soul, to you, baby!


I am sooooo sorry for being such a jerk to you, cabin fever and all.... I promise I will take as great care of you as you have of me!

Do ya forgive me??????


Ler-ler you, baby!

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Wed 01/07/09 03:16 PM

You know we have:heart: flowerforyou

So, has anyone missed me?????




I know that I have been driving my woman crazy! God I love her......Although she was pretty pist at me last night......just cabin fever.

Well, I missed you terribly, sexy, Bad!smitten blushing

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Wed 01/07/09 03:05 PM
So, has anyone missed me?????

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Wed 01/07/09 03:04 PM

whet teh hlele is ging on



pickin on da mijit boii!!!!
HAH!!!!pitchfork

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Wed 12/31/08 08:24 PM
ihve falin an i kent git up!!!

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Wed 12/31/08 08:23 PM

1. Come on In.....Because Bad is the best!!!!

2.Ugly Rejection Room...because a gun was held to my head! Just kidding!

3. PCU Party Room....why my own thread? Because it promotes laughter and friends...not buttsniffing and She said-he-said-bull****!



I have to vote with my woman....


except for one:

1. PCU Party Room
2.Come on in....Bad you is soooo sexy!
3. Drenks and Fonix.....I have never laughed soo freakin hard before...Krupa, you are the man!!!!