Only say it when I mean it...

I agree with devin...but i usually get stuck driven so im the sober one
:(

Prettiest Moms!

YOU ARE HIT!

Prettiest Moms on my Friends list! Once you have been hit, you have to
hit 15 pretty Moms. If you get hit again, You will know you are REALLY
pretty! So hit 15 pretty moms on your friends list to let them know they
are pretty.

Before I was a Mom I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a
lullaby.

I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous.

I never thought about immunizations.

Before I was a Mom - I had never been puked on.

Pooped on.

Chewed on.

Peed on.

I had complete control of my mind and my thoughts.

I slept all night.

Before I was a Mom I never held down a screaming child so Doctors could
do
tests.

Or give shots.

I never looked into teary eyes and cried.

I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin.

I never sat up late hours at night watching a baby sleep.

Before I was a Mom I never held a sleeping baby just because I didn't
want
to put them down.

I never felt my heart break into a million pieces when I couldn't stop
the
hurt.

I never knew that something so small could affect my life so much.

I never knew that I could love someone so much.

I never knew I would love being a Mom.

Before I was a Mom - I didn't know the feeling of having my heart
outside
my body.

I didn't know how special it could feel to feed a hungry baby.

I didn't know that bond between a mother and her child.

I didn't know that something so small could make me feel so important
and
happy.

Before I was a Mom - I had never gotten up in the middle of the night
every
10 minutes to make sure all was okay.

I had never known the warmth, the joy, the love, the heartache, the
wonderment or the satisfaction of being a Mom.

I didn't know I was capable of feeling so much, before I was a Mom.

Send this to someone who you think is a special Mom & Grandmom. I just
did!


Hugs and love

I am the perfect woman

YOU HAVE TO LOVE INDIAN WOMEN .
1. for their ability to play rez ball, take care of 20 kids, and manage
to make sandwiches at the same time when at a basketball tournament.

2. for any reason to say Aye! at the end of. a joke.

3. for their ability to cram 20 people in one room at the Super 8 motel
during a powwow.

4. for their ability to make commodity food taste like a 4-star culinary
feast.

5. for their ability to make those breakfast/lunch/dinner burritos that
we all love so much.

6. for their ability to expertly point with their lips at that fine
grass dancer with the long braids.

7. for their ability to make a rez car look good.

8. for the ability to change a tire, the oil, a spark plug, or anything
on the car.

9. for those little hairs that always seem to stick up no matter how
much hairspray applied.

10. for their ability to work wonders with bailing wire and, of course,
duct tape!!

11. for their ability to keep sweat pants fashionable no matter what
occasion.

12. for their ability to make that all-tourney t-shirt and shorts into
the one and only Indian swimsuit.

13. for their ability to stay out all Friday night at the Indian casino
and still hit the early Saturday morning yard sales.

14. for their ability to lead all the round dance songs at Gatherings
49.

15. for their tendency to want to bead every clothing item of the entire
family.

16. for their ability to give one look at their man to shut him up.

17. for her ability to go to the store with those infamous pink rollers
in her hair with not one hint of embarrassment.

18. for their ability to pee on the road side or behind any shrub no
matter how small.

19. for their ability to somehow get her husband to ask for some of his
money out of his own paycheck.

20. and last but not least for their wonderful ability to sneak 10 extra
drumsticks of chicken and biscuits into their Tupperware from the buffet
in town to later feed the family.

how sex starts...

...a smile leads to a laugh

...a laugh leads to a high 5

...a high 5 leads to a hug

...a hug leads to a kiss

...a kiss leads 2 a makeout

...makeout leads to a feel up

...a feel up leads 2 a finger

...a finger leads to a hand

...a hand leads to a lick

...a lick leads to a suck

...a suck leads 2 a ****.

...So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard
this cuz sex is like math.

...u add the bed

..subtract the clothes

...divide the legs

...leave your solution

...and pray you dont multiply

..multiplyin leads to more sex

I had a hard time getting over someone once... I found it easyer if i
kept myself busy and kept my distance... It still took time but as long
as my mind was on other things it goes by alot faster....(stay strong)

YA THERES ONE THING I WOULDN'T MIND CHANGING BUT I WOULDN'T HAVE MY SON
IF I WENT BACK AND CHANGE IT....

Nope cant stand that kind of music....

Sorry not into older guys....

:)

Looks like ya guys are in a good moon...

Im having a really good day....Just three more hours and my weekend
starts....:)

Not right sounds childish to me...no matter wat goes on between her and
him is between her and him and the child shouldn't have to suffer...now
if he choose not to see the child thats his fault...like my case i give
my babys dad the chance to see his son he chooses not too...why he
chooses not to thats a hole different story though

would be hurt...but at the same time i would know that they aren't worth
the hurt and the effort...and wouldn't give them a sec chance...

who has custody....any danger to the kids being there....i brought my
babys dad to court...documented everything...when he visted how may
times...i won... and have the right to say where my son can go and where
he cant...my babys dad dont even try to see his son...not since he was
six months...so everything worked out for me but cost me some
money....to make sure i did everthing right in court....just got to
think about is he hurting the kids...

You just need to stand up to her, show her whos the boss.....not let her
get away wit things

not talking about love....

YOURE SO IRRESISTIBLE
LIKE IM ADDICTED TO A DRUG
YOURE MY DRUG
AND WITHOUT MY DRUG
IM SO MISERABLE
I NEED HELP
CANT STAND NOT HAVING MY DRUG
NEED REHABILITATION
CAUSE THIS ADDICTION IS DEPRESSING
NOT BEING ABLE TO HAVE SOMETHING
YOURE ADDICTED TO
AND REALIZING YOU FUCKED UP
EVERYTHING THAT COULD BE
I NEED HELP
REHABILITATION
WOULD IT HELP ANY??

DANG I GOT A LOT TO LOOK FORWARD 2

DANG I GOT A LOT TO LOOK FORWARD 2