did i hit you somewhere ??

We are known as a peacefull people, therfore we have no problems at all with other nations !
Its very unlikely for us to have terrorist attacks,compared to other countries, for ex America, all because we are friendly , we are also educated , we dont call terrorists "terrorists", we call them, "people that blow up to easily" !
We have Cristiano Ronaldo, and as hard as it seems to belive, terrorists love Cristiano Ronaldo, there is a picture of him in every terrorist house !
Its very unlikely for us to have bombs planted on train stations, or subways, all because the railway companies are always on strike !
We have our own problems, and the terrorists would never attack us do to the fact that they have enough problems themselves and they dont wanna get even more problems by messing with us !
If for instance , a terrorist would try to detonate a bomb somewhere in Portugal, using his phone all he would see would be a msg on the screen saying:" your balance doesnt allow you to make this phonecall"

I was born on the 70s, went through the 80s, survived the 90s, and when i thougth the world was going to end in 2012, guess what, im here posting this.. in 2013 !
I have passed part of my life listening to metal bands, and somehow i think that it did saved me from doom !
I like metallica, and back in those days metallica was a stand, a way of life, i was in primary school learning how to read and write !! My very first approach into Heavy metal, was because my teacher had this "metallica" linguee,and she used it to "hit my fingers" because i was anti- homeworks !
That teacher passed away a few years ago on a car crash, and every time i think on her i say that she had a "Megadeth" !
I had a cat once, he was a persian one, i called him "Slayer" because he was very accurate on killin rats, one day the cat was gone and i cryed a bit, still today all i think about is : i wonder if had a "mercyfull fate"
Do you know that Princess Diana was a big fan of Motorhead?? In fact, the "motor" was the last thing she saw crossing her "Head " !
Ozzy him self, is a great metal singer, thanks to him , last week a old lady was run over by a "crazy train" in Michigan state.
Last week my nephew came from school and he was crying, i asked him:"whats the matter kiddo?" he said :" oncle a kid hit me in the eye, and now its getting "deep purple" !
If someone ask me if i belive in God, i say: " yes, i belive in "DIO" !
I have passed through all that, and now i just listen to some good old music, maybe because i spent all my alowance on heavy metal records, and just got "Dire Strait"
To finish i would like to ask you good people to save the world, doing simple things, such as : instead using cars, just use "Rolling Stones" !!

Lucky them im not Chuck Norris..

And there is no refund,

dont go there my friend, its bad stuff, honest...

God no, i dont have nothing against gays, as long they dont cross my path.. then il have something against them..( double barrel shotgun)

Recently i have joined a adult site, wich i will not say the name, but the main objective was to meet someone for some passionable hot summer nigth action...
There were a lots of good looking girls on that site, waving for a go, and you could do caming as well, and do naugthy stuff too !
Anyway, after one month i gave up, sadly, but gave up, because the gay army was consistantly attacking me with dirty proposals !
Here some of the results:
." boy, i would love to do some licky licky on you"
My answer:
." I wouldnt mind.... if you were a girl"

." mmhhhh, i would love to caress your six pack"
My answer:
." Its not a six pack, its beer stomach"

."Are you bi ??"
My answer:
." No, im portuguese"

." I would love to massage you"
My answer:
."Oh i would love to see you massaging me after i cut your wrists"

." are you bisexual??"
My answer:
."No, im bi Asda"

."We could meet and do some ding dong action"
My answer:
."Yes we could, i could make ding dong with you... with a baseball bat"

An finaly the ultimate:
." I would love to feel you inside me" ( a guy from northampton)
My answer:
." Oy yeah, you would feel something, but wouldnt be me, it would be my dog..

So there it is, boys and girls, if you seek the unknown on the internet, and you feel crazy **** coming towards you, you can always call me, CAAAPTAIN GAY BLOCKER !

Clifford "Lee" Burton, the bass maestro of Metallica, saw his life taken away on a bus accident during the "Master of Puppets " tour in sweden in 1986 !
R.I.P Cliff, you will always be my favourite bass player of choice !

http://youtu.be/6O9zMnwD65Q

Thank you so much.... long live nwobhm !!

There is this Uk metal band from the 80s called dealer, from the times of the n.w.o.b.h.m (new wave of british heavy metal)!
They had a song called "when midnigth comes" that is my favourite from them,so i was listening to it a while ago and suddenly came to my mind :"wait a minute,its past midnigth ...on this day i was born 39 years ago, the 22nd of August of 1974"
Happy birthday to me then !!!!

thanks mom..

yes, for my missfortune, damn

"And so there i was, scrolling through the park, when out of nowhere
appeard a gourgeous big lady, walking lonely..
Her body was massively sexy, and she was like a vision of an angel that came down from heaven! My heart began to pound, i could feel the ground sliping out of my feet, my eyes got locked like a laser target, and as i walked i couldnt stop swallowing dry, i was shaking like green sticks on the wind..
As i was crossing her way, i could feel a summer breeze coming towards me, and i thougth to myself : this is it, this is it...
We crossed each other and she looked me in the eyes, and she smiled sweetly and moved away..
i stoped then.. looked back and said : thank you God for your creation is perfect..
Then a voice came and said :" no worries my son, because thats the way
aham aham I like it, aham aham, oh, and by the way my son, its time for you to wake up and go to work "

So there i was listening to Billy Ocean " loverboy" and it came the question...

"If im interested to meet somebody, then what the heck am i gonna write on a msg, assuming that tis is the internet and people are getting tired of fakers and posers ?"
Internet is tricky, it migth sound true, dough, but like a great friend of mine usualy says, " at the end of the day" things migth be surprisely pleasent..
For those who never done this before, like me for ex,hoping for the best to come is the best way !!
And then, with a great laugh i say, as former military i will sure know how to defend myself...

it kinda reminds me the guy that goes with a girl into the woods at nigth, and sudenly the girl says: "Its a bit dark in here, im nervous"
The guy then says: " dont worry, its not for long"..
Further ahead she says:"Now is realy dark, im scared"
The guy then says:" it souldnt take long"
One mile ahead she says: " Now is dark like hell, im freakin scared"
The guy looses his patience, shoots the girl, and then says:" freakin scared uhh, how bout me, now i have to go home alone" !!

see if its availble now..

You can always run down south, way down were you can be free... (hendrix)

To all that just reached out to this point, i salute you..
My name is frany,wich means francisco, like in San Francisco California, i got a huge name,(five names long) so i will not bother you with that!!
I came to the UK eigth months ago, and so far the only trouble i got is the snow , the rest i like it very much!
Joined this site today, so im newbie, new kid, "virgin" in so to speak...
Im portuguese, but i speak six other languages: german, french,english, spanish,and i scratch the italian as well..
I am a former military, but all over the years i had lots of other diferent professions such as cook, hotel porter,office,restaurant servant,fruit harvester, and at the end of the road wich is now, im a cleaner !
All aditional informations are in my profile so i wont repeat them again...
This site is excellent, a whole lot diferent from others i have joined, so i hope i meet new friends here..
I finish by saying asta la vista baby, aufwiedersehen, adieu,ate breve,see you soon..