ok I took a look at your profile and here's my two cents...

Your title - "Seeking ladies in distress in the carolinas."
This could mean that you are going to help these distressed ladies or take advantage of their misfortune. Seems to the reader that you must be desperate. Suggestion: remove "in distress"

Among other thing, you are lookin for intimate encounter. For most ladies, this is a turn off and will just ignore your profile.

You have a number of photos. This is good as it is a way of showing that you are the person in the photos. (I only have one photo because I am not looking.. just here to interact in the forums)

... and as already suggested by other posters above, write something about yourself like "I love dinner for two at McDonalds, pina coladas, getting soak in the rain..."

Good luck in your search

^^^

U -

(The) Usual Suspects

Transported

Town

Tradition

How To Train Your Dragon

Kept

Too fast

Wish upon a star and your wish will come true.

Orient Express

Stayed

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white

Pina colada is a favorite drink of mine.

First love

Queue

ok let's

You Got Served

Hi Tarweh, welcome to Mingle2
and good luck in your search

^^^^ there you go, Jas, but you have to call him Mr.