Had an affair with a pelican

Cow milker instructor

Llamma inspector

"HUMP DAY!!!"

Sits naked in the dark chanting the word "pudding"

Chicken plucked

Baths in the toilet

Has 4 ears

Start eating a variety of flowers then your farts will smell pretty

Likes to wear his underwear outside his pants and yodels in pizza parlors

Love can be the grestest feeling and be your worst pain .does one realy out weigh the other?

Why?????????

Welcome

Hello n welcome

E.A.G.L.E.S. LOL

I'm a single dad of 2 thier almost grown now .but when I got divorced I tried to do the right things .I gave her the house we had because I didn't want to displace my kids . I work 2 jobs a full time during the week and a part time on weekends.just to make ends meet and support my kids.the down fall was missing a lot of time with my kids.its a catch 22 work to support myself n kids or not wrk as much be with my kids a lot but not being able to support them .to this day it still hurts inside I've just learned to hide it.but doing what I had to do its hard to find someone who understands or accepts your situation

Haven't felt any love today : (

Porno's you usually watch by yourself lol

Sad thing is thiers some programs in prisons to help and rehabilitate the inmates and many honestly try and want to change but when they get out society dosent welcome them instead thier labeled and cast to the side many times.they try n try but after so much rejection you revert back to your old ways 1 for acceptance be someone and 2 for survival. It usually ends with them going back to prison .its a vicious cycle.

so that's were chicken mcnuggets come from