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Mon 09/18/23 07:38 AM
Welcome to Mingle :raising_hand:

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Mon 09/18/23 07:36 AM
This isn't whatsapp customer service

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Mon 09/18/23 07:35 AM
I like cheesecake.

I like black forest cake

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Mon 09/18/23 03:33 AM
Please pull over to the side, m'am

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Sun 09/17/23 07:03 AM
Transsilvanian hunger ... cold ... soul ... :metal:

Wish there's an option to share music here, to liven this walking dead thread with some metal :metal:

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Sun 09/17/23 06:50 AM
Meh

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Sat 09/16/23 06:08 AM
Harleys are boring.

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Sat 09/16/23 06:02 AM
I have more belly than button, so that's not gonna work 🤣


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Sat 09/16/23 06:01 AM
I'm thinking all these women are scammers! guess people should go outside in the public if they want something genuine. GO FIGURE

That's exactly what you should do :thumbsup:

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Fri 09/15/23 02:20 PM
I'm new here calm and honest woman who's seeking for a serious relationship

"Calm"

Does that mean she won't go ballistic when you refuse to buy whatever she has to offer?

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Fri 09/15/23 07:26 AM
Her name isn't Lucy Fernandez, she's Emilia, with 110 pics under the "busty MILF" category on a porn site.

You're welcome.

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Fri 09/15/23 12:20 AM
Sounds like you're looking for a woman to cheat with 🧐

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Fri 09/15/23 12:17 AM
Really? I just came to this software.

Yes, really. Be careful about getting scammed.

By the way, you live in Arches National Park? That's so cool.

How's the nightlife there? Must be awesome.

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Thu 09/14/23 03:56 PM
Where I'm from we have a saying that goes, "men have 9 brains and 1 desire, while women have 9 desires and 1 brain".

That desire controls all his brains. So, his pen*s rules his life.

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Thu 09/14/23 02:36 PM
Mr PhotoVga,

You have single handedly, dashed my dreams...
Because self cleanliness is important...

Now I'm going to see if I can find out more about sexy Finnish ladies that sound like a typewriter 🤣 🤣

Imagine a sexy Finnish typewriter woman coming up to you and say, "pidan sinustä". 🤤

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Thu 09/14/23 02:20 PM
You're not a cougar yet, kitty

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Wed 09/13/23 09:36 PM
Come together for what?

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Wed 09/13/23 03:23 PM
You don't need to spend money on that.

Like Angry Gnomester here said, going on a solo camping trip is much better. You save money, you get to relax and reflect, without unnecessary added substances.

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Wed 09/13/23 03:20 PM
If you're bored, go out, meet up with friends, take on a new hobby, go hang gliding or something.

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Wed 09/13/23 03:19 PM
Your competition isn't competitive enough

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