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thats what i was saying.... if there is nothing upstairs then you got to go...kinda harsh but i need someone who is stimulating and keep a conversation going, not just be eye candy Exactly -- but trying to find someone like that where I live is like trying to find an aluminum three-toed sloth that also serves as a toaster oven.... 
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Topic:
Occupation Game - part 4
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Servent to the secretary of the Lord Psycho * good one good one*
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Do you actually go for the men that put up then lame ass pic's of them almost being nude? just want to know what you really think about men that do that and what does it do for you if anything? Nope, I think it is SLEEZY! Those pics shouldn't be used in a profile when you are trying to attract a quality woman, we don't go for the pimps and playa's. If you are a quality guy and have a nice body, then you know it and you don't need to flaunt it as your only means of attracting a woman... |
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Topic:
Occupation Game - part 4
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Assasin
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Edited by
BabyFaceLady
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Wed 09/17/08 10:01 AM
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Dang puter trippin again! I didn't post that comment three times... LOL
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All Great... 
Thanks, these always make me laugh! |
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All Great...
Thanks, these always make me laugh! |
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Topic:
Occupation Game - part 4
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Skyscraper window washer
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Topic:
Occupation Game - part 4
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Milk Carton Model
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Topic:
Occupation Game - part 4
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Flava Flave's Butler
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Topic:
Matchmaking Game - part 141
Edited by
BabyFaceLady
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Wed 09/17/08 09:35 AM
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So does anyone here attend cons? Acon, comic-con etc? Nope... got no clue But as you asked yesterday I have seen firefly..... I haven't seen it for a while, I think they stopped airing the re-runs. But now Kaylie(?) (the mechanic chick) Plays Dr. Keller on Stargate Atlantis |
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Topic:
Occupation Game - part 4
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Prison warden
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Topic:
Occupation Game - part 4
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Stand up comic!
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Topic:
Matchmaking Game - part 141
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HOLA miss catlady,
I emailed my new freinds you gave me! |
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Topic:
Matchmaking Game - part 141
Edited by
BabyFaceLady
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Wed 09/17/08 09:08 AM
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So does anyone here attend cons? Acon, comic-con etc? Nope... got no clue But as you asked yesterday I have seen firefly..... |
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Topic:
Occupation Game - part 4
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Presidential nominee
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Topic:
Occupation Game - part 4
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orthodontic surgeon
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CAMPAIGNING:
While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. "Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you." "No problem, just let me in," says the man. "Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up. What we'll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity." "Really, I've made up my mind. I want to be in heaven," says the senator. "I'm sorry, but we have our rules." And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goesdown, down, down to hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him. Everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people. They play a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster, caviar and champagne. Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly guy who has a good time dancing and telling jokes. They are having such a good time that before he realizes it, it is time to go. Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises... The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reop ens on heaven where St Peter is waiting for him. "! Now it' s time to visit heaven." So, 24 hours pass with the senator joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns. "Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose your eternity." The senator reflects for a minute, then he answers: "Well, I would never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be better off in hell." So St. Peter escorts h im to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell. Now the doors of the elevator open and he's in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage. He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls from above. The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulder. "I don't understand," stammers the senator. "Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there's just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened?" The devil looks at him, smiles and says, "Yesterday we were campaigning...... Today you voted." |
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Topic:
Matchmaking Game - part 141
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I couldn't help myself, this is tooooo funny! Titled: A Good Woman From Oregon Three men from Texas were sitting together one day bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. The first man had married a woman from Illinois and had told her that she was going to have to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away. The second man had married a woman from Michigan . He had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table. The third man had married a girl from Oregon. He told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little bit out of his left eye, enough to make himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. As Larry the Cable Guy would say, "I don't care who ya are, that right there is FUNNY!" |
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A Memo From Human Resources:
Dear Employees: It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers. Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated. We do, however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers. Therefore, a list of 18 New and Innovative 'TRY SAYING' phrases have been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner. Number 1 TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training. INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the f___ you're doing. Number 2 TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter. INSTEAD OF: She's a f___ing bit__. Number 3 TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late. INSTEAD OF: And when the f___ do you expect me to do this? Number 4 TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible. INSTEAD OF: No f___ing way. Number 5 TRY SAYING: Really? INSTEAD OF: You've got to be sh___ing me! Number 6 TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with... INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a sh__. Number 7 TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in the project. INSTEAD OF: It's not my f___ing problem. Number 8 TRY SAYING: That's interesting. INSTEAD OF: What the f___? Number 9 TRY SAYING: I'm not sure this can be implemented. INSTEAD OF: This sh__ won't work. Number 10 TRY SAYING: I'll try to schedule that. INSTEAD OF: Why the f___ didn't you tell me sooner? Number 11 TRY SAYING: He's not familiar with the issues. INSTEAD OF: He's got his head up his a__. Number 12 TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir? INSTEAD OF: Eat sh__ and die. Number 13 TRY SAYING: So you weren't happy with it? INSTEAD OF: Kiss my a__. Number 14 TRY SAYING: I'm a bit overloaded at the moment. INSTEAD OF: F__ it, I'm on salary. Number 15 TRY SAYING: I don't think you understand. INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your a__. Number 16 TRY SAYING: I love a challenge. INSTEAD OF: This f___ing job sucks. Number 17 TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that? INSTEAD OF: Who the f___ died and made you boss? Number 18 TRY SAYING: He's somewhat insensitive. INSTEAD OF: He's a pr_ck. Thank You, Human Resources |
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