I have an android phone and if you can please tell me how.

That is the funniest picture ever though im not quite sure if its an actual depiction lol

My biggest peeve is when a swimsuit model messages me asking what im looking for on this site....like im at the drivethru at McD's and taking too long or something lol

Name the top two things you look for in a profile and name the top two things that will make steer you away from a profile.

Just wanna meet someone nice who can hold a conversation☺

A healthy dose of both

It seems like this site is overloaded with beautiful girls who claim to be from my area with poor english who try to get my phone number or email address by the second message. Just would like to actually meet a real person on here

I think the heading says it all. I am a mellow honest guy with looks that are above the majority of the field. I am not looking for a super model or a high maintenance girl with tons of baggage or a party girl. I just want an average girl who likes a good laugh and the simple things in life. Hit me up if that sounds lik e you

I kinda understand the comment about your screen name and how its just a reference to your line of work. I too have a screen name that may sound provocative but is not really who i am. Its more of a nickname that incorporates my real name into it. I am more of a relationship type of guy who falls in love with the wrong type of girls. My 'shameless' comes from not harboring remorse for the poor choices I've made but learning from them. Remember...often "we accept the love we think we deserve."