im a bad-boy rule-breakin rebel with a devil-may-care attitude

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heather brooke

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my dad had a word processor. it only had one game - tetris. he let me play it a few times... but that isnt a computer.

my first computer was in 1st grade. i played number cruncher or something. my grandparents also had one of those full-desk computer with the 8 inch floppy drive. they had pool and frogger for that big clunky thing.

well ****. thats easy! except you never wash yourself because you just sit under the hot water until you run out of it...

please do. i need a good laugh.

JESUS!!!!! careful man.... thats fragile equipment... unless of course you are shagging.

nothing like getting hammered whilst you bathe!

... unless you shower in a waterfall i think it would be easy to avoid the dilution of your beverage.

i had 3 roommates last year in the last place i lived and they all thought i was weird for it too... but then they started doing it. i think we could have killed a case just between showers.

...what is your favorite drink?

if its a friday or saturday night and im getting ready to go out i will pound a beer in the shower whilst preparing.

in the morning i may have a gatorade in the shower or perhaps a cup of coffee.

...

WHAT? no one else drinks stuff in the shower?

i jest i jest, i couldnt help it. im sorry

carry on

you look like a decent enough lad. stay out of trouble now!

so are you guys gonna make out?

sandwich

i told one of my friends this last night. i told him 'imitation is the highest form of flattery and the internet is the highest form of dishonesty.'

for the context of the situation (a situation such as yours) i thought it to be quite apt

thats some greek mythology ****! like sisyphus for real tho...

and speaking of max payne... the third is coming out soon. i forget when, but there is a new one coming... my dollar says its gonna rawk!

man oh man am i funny

they did a marvelous job creating an intensely creepy atmosphere. i play in true surround so sometimes i really think theres something behind me.

im playing through homecoming now and even in the higher consoles, they still have the broken lock thing.

i just thought it was funny because with every door you try to open, most of the time it says the lock is broken. gamer humor...

im with him. except make it a dortmunder for me.

i am a large fan. ever since i played through the second one i was hooked. i have one question about the entire franchise of games... WHO IS GOING THROUGH THE PLACE BREAKING ALL THE LOCKS ON THE DOORS?!?

i swear, for every door that actually opens in that game, there are at least 12 others that say 'it looks like the lock is broken. i cant open it.'

is there some dark, sinister locksmith that hates the protagonist so he runs amok with his tools, destroying the locks on the doors and making the main character's life a living hell (hehe, kinda funny cuz it is supposed to be, its silent hill after all)?









i look forward to humoring myself in this thread because im sure not even a quarter of the users that actually use the forums here know what i am talking about. oh well.