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Twins
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A set of twins are playing a poker game. Another guy walks in, has a conversation with them. Then one twin asks,"Would you lke to join our game?". The other interrupts,"No, that would make our game too complex." "What do you mean?", asks the first one. The second one replies,"It's easy playing against you. You look just like me so I know when you're bluffing."
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Gay bar
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Two gays walk into a bar and one tells a joke. When he's done, he asks, "Don't you think I'm funny?" The other replies, "Yeah, I do."
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Okay, that was funny! This one isn't true, but it is one I saw in a game. When Bowser Jr revealed himself, he said, "Leave Mama Peach alone!" Her reply was, "Mama Peach? I'm your mama?" Okay... how can a woman not know if she had a child? I know this is a game, but that does have to be the dumbest blonde moment ever!
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Topic:
President
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Who isn't glad that this is the last year that we have to put up with our current president beating around the bush?
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Topic:
New to the site
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Hey, I just joined. I've already found some prospective relationships, one that seems very promising. If she's reading this, I hope we can chat soon.
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