Lots of random blow jobs do the trick... after three or four, you'll be like... "What was his name?".

It says, "I'm a whole bunch of fun! Come on over!" =)

LOL I need more than that! I can get anyone to play a professor on TV!

You're welcome. Figured it wasn't that bad if someone has to make a posting about how bad their day is.... they must want people to help cheer them up, right? lol

Ha ha... give me a reason (or three) to do so. ::

Sorry your day is so bad! I think he was just trying to help! Cheer up!

Spent 4 weeks living in Costa Rica because (at the time) it seemed like a good idea to extend the vacation.

Took a job as a bartender in an S&M club. (Paid well, good stories too.)

Offered a blow job to a professor for a grade change. (He said "yes", I looked at him in mock horror and said, "I can't believe you!")

Hitched a ride from Gainsville back home to Tampa because I locked myself out of my car on I-75.

Told a priest (in front of his mother) that he would have made a better fry cook than a priest. (long story)

Various dumb little dares and such. The standard skydiving, bungee jumping, etc. ::smiles::

Canada is like America's attic. You forget it's up there, but then you go up and root around and remember all the cool stuff stashed away.

Shrimp boat deckhand.

Well, there's worse ways to get a-salt-ed. So enjoy! =)

Very nice! =)

Thanks. So far, so good here! LoL

And yeah, those that don't "get it".... well, let's just say that they won't ever get me. =)

Not wrong at all... sarcasm is very funny! (To those of us that get it, anyway. =) )

Fridays are the most beautiful days of the week...