floating the river

Random article on the net:
Use google SMS
Text "weather <your zip code>" to 46645... it'll give you a weather forecast. Or text "<a business> <your zip code>" to 46645 you'll get the business' phone number and it won't cost $1.50 like 411.

Coke for me.

I'd want to know what makes my girlfriend the happiest.
Let her decide. As long as it is occasional, it doesn't bother me.
If the other girl takes over... guess we'll just be best friends then.
If she cheats with a guy, I guess I'm not good enough so we'll just be best friends.
No reason to hate someone over it.

Just to be fair, I found a similar joke later in the forums:

Toilet Cleaning Instructions:

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.


9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
































Sincerely,
The Dog





http://k****ij111.sulekha.com/blog/post/2007/10/toilet-cleaning-instructions.htm

She is a women.

Ok, I'll crawl back into hell now...

Just wanted to shout out the McBride concert rocked. I really liked the messages from the audience such as "I wish for lower gas prices." Anyone else see the concert?

I'm in Missoula.