LOL!!!

ROFL i love number 15

Can't stop staring at??

If u knew how many times i have hinted and hinted and tould him the things i want to do and he is sooooo damn clueless its unbelievable.

lol my bf doesn't have a romantic bone in him, so i guess its a nothing for valentine's day again for the 3rd year

awww.. well u know we are all here for ya (((((Hugs)))))

Hello!!!

1. It becomes ok to Wee in the street/ behind trees/ behind cars/ down alley ways often resulting in pissy shoes which you and your friends find hilarious.

2. Kebabs, pizzas, burgers are the best thing you've eaten in your life.

3. You light your cigerrette the wrong way round.

4. You try your hardest to be quiet when you get home only to knock everything in your path over, fall up the stairs, smash a glass, keep saying shhhh but so loudly you end up being louder than anyone else.

5. You are sick in pub/club toilets only to come out feeling refreshed and ready to drink more.

6. It becomes normal to snog all of your female friends.

7. You become scarily paranoid and accuse your bloke of fancying all your friends, staring at other girls and cheating on you.

8. You insist on pouting in photos thinking you look hot only to resemble a catfish.

9. You form what you think is an everlasting friendship with doormen and taxidrivers.

10. All your morals on one night stands go out the window.

11. Walking home on your own seems an ok idea.

12. Its suddenly fine to start removing items of clothing.

13. Your worst enemies suddenly become your new best friends.

14. You insist on telling all your friends how much you love them, and on having a group hug. Only to end up on the floor.

15. You can withstand the cold and any pain.

16. You manage to lose your phone/bag/purse at least 20 times, only to find it was next to you all along.

17. You fall asleep and wake up fully clothed with all your makeup on.

18. You drop your phone down the toilet/ in your drink.

19. You start singing at the top of your voice to all of the songs in the club while dancing and thinking you look so hot.

20. You think it is a good idea to take off your shoes in the club/ on the walk home.

21. Your skirt ends up back to front/ tucked into your knickers.

22. You singe your eyelashes with your lighter.

23. You have the same conversation about 10 times with the same person.

24. You text/phone your ex to tell him you miss him.

25. You are trying to gyrate sexily on the dancefloor but can't keep your balance and keep banging into randomers.

26. You suddenly start to find the ugly boring man trying to chat you up charming and highly attractive.

27. You end up with more drink down your clothes than you actually managed to drink.

28. You meet new people full of enthuasiam only to forget their name 2 minutes later.

29. You think it is fun to write on each other with lipliner/ eye liner.

30. You think you can fight the world but end up falling out with your friends, randomers and yourself.

ya i though it was pretty funny too

<----345 i guess it aint soo bad

LL damnit and i though it was something else hahhaha, sorry dont have an x-box

haha glad u all enjoyed it

Welcome to all!! Glad to see some Soldiers on this site!! Hope you all doing well

LOL thats pretty funny, my bf is army and he wants to make body pieces and put them in jars and place them around the house near the door so everyone can see them

Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.

Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.

Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose his compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.

Rule Four: I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.

Rule Five: It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is "early."

Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.

Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?

Rule Eight: The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka - zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which features chain saws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better.

Rule Nine: Do not lie to me. On issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me.

Rule Ten: Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy near Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit your car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car - there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine.

Hope u all enjoyed it like i did Hope ya all have a good day!

lol well there's one where are the others

who's a total leg humper

I totally agree with you Rose

yes i would cause an STD can be controlled depending on what he has of course

Adam and Eve lol