Now what did time ever do to you to make you look to kill it!?!

I mean, I guess time must have been really very bad.

Actually, and just so coincidentally and ironically too, the Lottery Commission here just got a worldwide patent on a solution that procures, boards, markets, and transacts their own proprietary digital only "I Need Girlfriend In _____" site/service.

They are making money hand over fist (...yeah, be careful doing this if you have a callus, Rahul)

You should probably contact them and see if you can franchise it out in Jaipur. That would be a great way to meet soooo many more girlfriend! [You gonna need lots of Viagra, bro---in a good way of course (..hope you don't have low blood pressure)]