no

have you ever tricked someone into eating yellow snow?

I saw evil dead too. The tree rape scene was top noch. The movie was soooo funny.

no

Has anyone ever walked in on you fapping?

yes

Have you ever analyzed non canonical work according to the prescriptions of either a novel or a short story?

no

Have you ever tried eatin kitty litter

474

no prob, just becareful out there.

from what I gather, you dont, it happens. You just have to activley look for guys your interested in and ignore it.

There is a quote somewhere out there along the lines of dying is easy, comedy is hard. I froze up pretty good. But I got the room laughing and one applause break after I overcame it. Just need to know how to hold the microphone.

I've seen that picture of the scary dog around the forums. And the name remind me of a yuyuhakusho villain. but im a nerd, so there is that.

Most importantly, I've noticed that there is a googolplex of accounts, but a large number of them are inactive for over months. Just an observation. Very time consuming to go through all of them. All that energy hitting the next button is killing me.

thanks

yeah, a lot of people say that. I do a bit of standup as well, but im more monotoned and not as clever.

rofl. What can I say? I wish to emulate emo phillips. too bad i'll never get in to harvard.

Knoxvill area. why not. Really want to do stream of consciousness writting and type random stuff but must restrain self. ok. You dont have to though. type whatever. im just really tired but cant sleep

Enemy at the gates

I don’t mean this poem to be a direct criticism of this particular website. Though I anticipated it to be construed as such, and have prepared a well measured response in advance. You see I have social anxiety and wrote this poem well before. I don’t know which is more of an inevitability; That I would find myself on a website for meeting people indirectly, or that reduced my material to the essence of myself rather than from. While I accept the interpretation with open arms, my limited experience in the field prevents me from measuring its utility. Even posting this will have taken great effort for me.

All though, you make a good point about the photographs.

This neighborhood seems at first peaceful

No bodies ever wash up on the shore

But if childhood means feeding till you rupture

Then why is everybody such a boar

Perhaps if everyone could take an eyeful

This neighborhood would be more resourceful