he was mexican and 1/4 korean... i should know i was there.
and his blood was made out of fruit loops and lolly pops. but it wasnt
really blood cuz he was never nailed, all that stuff was just added for
flair. if you dont think im tell'n you the truth then ask him.. hes
sitting right here. whats that jesus? you want them to share a drink
with you? ok i'll tell them.
Jesus says go get hammered. he likes it better when eveyone gets along
and says ..." i love you man....did i ever tell you how much i love you
man....? hi five.......i love you man , high five..."

Gimmie Catnip where the hell is my catnip!!! gimmie gimmie !!



CATNIP!!!!!
.......
.....much better

im on Eq atm, ( hence my lack of popping in) i play off and on for few
months, got D2 too...but iv played it to death =P.

hey i think i just got lucky cuz im feeling this sleep thing come on...
i'll send ya a postcard karma let you know how well the trip went =P.
Night Night

Crap hook me up, i want some of this thing called "sleep"
i wanna be one of the cool people!

On this bus? you bet!

*reply to dane*
i wanna feed him till he bursts =)
i like guts and gore,
hence why i love cheesy horror films like evil dead! Its Alive and all
that other great stuff.
*shoves more food down the trolls throat* eat up yes....eat up!
MUAHAHAHAHAHA

*opens his eyes and yawns*
did i miss anything? are we there yet?
Hey who was that guy? i didnt know you could wear the name tag that says
( just visting) i be damned ( oh wait i am hahaha)
who knew hell was a tourist attraction too.

well im gunna lean back and take a lil nap in the seat, dont get to
crazy while i sleep, i'll wake again soon

*hands catch a soul*
i got this back in the 6th grade, traded it for a dollor . well the kid
wanted icecream so i told him id buy him one for his soul. still got it
right here its all yours.

but they own my shoes! they scratch n sniff the inside of it like a
crack whore out of rehab

damn look at CCP and the devil break it down!
*plays the devil went down to Georgia*

shoes boots they all look the same here =)
id wear socks but my ferrets eat them on me

Think its gunna be balzing hot or icy cold when we get there ?

>_< im confused!
easy and simple words.
we squirrels are laying smashed on the side of the road for a reason ya
know. btw welcome to hell! strap yourself in! dunno how good the driver
is but im sure its gunna be crazy speeding , running over lil kids,
blazing through red lights, crazy stuff

WEEEEEEe
isnt this gunna be fun!
hey driver pop in some music!

Hey! i know you! alright wonder if more are coming?!
Nah you can never over pack, throw them 60 bags of shoes over head!

i think heaven and hell is kinda like the greenland and iceland set
up...shhhh just dont tell anyone

Hey your on this bus too all right i wonder who else is coming!
Just kick the rabid pink bunny out of the seat. i think shepp is in the
bathroom still recovering from his 2o'clock buddy bang with the

*walks over to the bus stop sign and looks at the buses lined up*
peers over to the

"Which one am i getting on?"

the points to the big ass coach bus

"holy crap how did i earn kudos for that ride?"

the smiles and replies, "Recall that website justsayhi?"

"of course i do! how could i forget all them good people."

*the gives a big toothy grin*
"there was once the one dubbed *shepp*, his twisted misguided soul is
my personal ***** now for friday nights. thank you for attacking his
soul and aiding in his disire for hate.

"glad i was able to give you a new lil ***** to play with."

and on that note the devil split into rabid lil pink bunnies that wore
bus driver hats. They all hopped into their buses and started them up
waiting for the next batch of lost souls that were on the list to be
sent to hell.

So over i walked and got onto the bus...hmmm i seem to be the first
here. i walk down and sit in the seat 3 rows down from the back next to
the window. i wait patiently and anxious to see whom else is going to be
on this fun crazy bus ride.....