The closest I can think of is "The Deli Song (Corned Beef on Rye)"
by Dean Friedman

Where are you from?
Madison, Wisconsin.
How long have you lived here?
Aww, about two or three months.
You almost done?
Just one more bite.
Let's hear some more about your career. Where'd that waitress disappear?
Are you prepared for cheesecake or not?
I'm feeling kind of full.
I know you probably hear it a lot, but you're very beautiful.



Of course - this is from when I lived in Madison!