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Thu 05/07/09 04:31 PM
When my boss receives a pat on the back from his boss, he seems to get real happy and stays that way for a while. I'm wondering if it's the same as when you rub a little dog's belly and his little pink thing comes out?

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Thu 05/07/09 04:19 PM
It works up until the part where they are supposed to show up

laugh

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Wed 05/06/09 08:52 PM
At first I might think it took her back a little and she didn't quite know how to react....but after a second time and it's the same response, time to move on

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Tue 05/05/09 08:03 PM
Edited by Audie on Tue 05/05/09 08:04 PM
It causes an attraction, but makes a long term relationship next to imposible

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Tue 05/05/09 08:02 PM
Yep, they want to lure you into a webcam site that wants your credit card number " for age verification"

SCAM

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Tue 05/05/09 07:37 PM
Wow! That what I call a pinner!

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Tue 05/05/09 07:36 PM
waving love

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Tue 05/05/09 07:21 PM
Edited by Audie on Tue 05/05/09 07:23 PM
No nudity here..

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Tue 05/05/09 07:07 PM
Like my new photo?

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Tue 05/05/09 06:55 PM


Don't make me whip out my nude pics again!


You got me suspended last time, Audie...please DO NOT DO THAT AGAIN! Just say HERE!

Me got it too!

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Tue 05/05/09 06:44 PM
Don't make me whip out my nude pics again!

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Tue 05/05/09 06:44 PM
Presente!

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Tue 05/05/09 06:43 PM
When I jump, it slaps against my intestines instead of my chest

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Tue 05/05/09 06:42 PM

I'm a virgin with a little pecker


laugh laugh

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Tue 05/05/09 06:32 PM
NEVER eat yellow snow

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Tue 05/05/09 06:28 PM


when she says she has no sex drive and all her female genitals have been removed and she's thinking of getting a penis installed!



laugh was going to say "no bj"...but just realized that a better disclaimer was needed


laugh laugh

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Tue 05/05/09 06:26 PM
when she says she has no sex drive and all her female genitals have been removed and she's thinking of getting a penis installed!

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Tue 05/05/09 06:21 PM
I'm Indian and cursed with smoothness, can't even grow hair on my chest - be glad you hairy!

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Tue 05/05/09 05:36 PM


*Closet door creaks open*

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You know if I was actually in my closet and somebody opened it I would be screaming right about now...lol.


And that would totally turn me on too.......

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Tue 05/05/09 05:36 PM
I'm drinker

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