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Sun 10/12/08 04:34 PM

I am a god...so probably...like...$50 or so...I clean up well:banana: :banana: :banana:


I takes 50 dollas to make me holla!

:banana:

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Sun 10/12/08 04:30 PM







Dan's father is a MILF

and dan must take after his mother then huh?


If he smells of haggis and old bar towels then I guess he does.


My father actually smells of gym socks and parmesan. I am offended by your comments.


Wats wrong with him smellin of haggis?!!




Absolutly nothing...I've loved Dan's mother.


She was just using you


Damn it...all that therapy and medication for nothing.

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Sun 10/12/08 04:24 PM
A citation for littering up the internet!

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Sun 10/12/08 04:20 PM





Dan's father is a MILF

and dan must take after his mother then huh?


If he smells of haggis and old bar towels then I guess he does.


My father actually smells of gym socks and parmesan. I am offended by your comments.


Wats wrong with him smellin of haggis?!!




Absolutly nothing...I've loved Dan's mother.

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Sun 10/12/08 04:14 PM
You two are not helping the young man's confidence.

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Sun 10/12/08 03:38 PM


Dan's father is a MILF

and dan must take after his mother then huh?


If he smells of haggis and old bar towels then I guess he does.

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Sun 10/12/08 03:36 PM


Great more competition!
frustrated
NOBODY can compete with you pinchy cheekstongue2 smitten smitten


blushing

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Sun 10/12/08 03:35 PM
Dan's father is a MILF

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Sun 10/12/08 03:32 PM

She must have been a MIWF or something like that. I might be off on the anacronym. It stands for Mom I Want To Fuc- but here it means not your own mom but its referring to any older broad with kids that is doable. :tongue:


MILF

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Sun 10/12/08 03:30 PM
Great more competition!
frustrated

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Sun 10/12/08 02:52 PM
I lived there for 10 years (while in the Marines) and you are right, Actionville sucks. Don't judge the whole state by that town though. I've stayed after I got out and some places are nice.

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Sun 10/12/08 01:19 PM
Good I'm tired of the F'in corner!

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Sun 10/12/08 12:36 PM
Edited by crm1068 on Sun 10/12/08 12:37 PM
Kenroy my man check this chick out...Right up your alley.

http://mingle2.com/topic/show/172149

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Sun 10/12/08 12:32 PM
Have I got an honet man for you...You may even be neighbors.

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Sun 10/12/08 12:29 PM
This gets funnier each time.

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Sun 10/12/08 11:52 AM
Edited by crm1068 on Sun 10/12/08 11:57 AM


Dan, you are very possibly the funniest person on this site.


Thank you! But you are really losing your touch now, you started off so well too! lol!




Sorry momentary moment of clarity...I meant you're possibly the ugliest woman in all of England.

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Sun 10/12/08 11:48 AM
I'll keep my lox joke to myself.

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Sun 10/12/08 11:47 AM
Dan, you are very possibly the funniest person on this site.

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Sun 10/12/08 11:43 AM

another member posted this same question before, but he ment rate not rape. for how can you rape a profile...huh


By telling the poster that his breath smells like penis.

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Sun 10/12/08 11:42 AM
Your profile is like a cool breeze blowing across the sewage treatment plant.

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