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Thu 10/02/08 10:58 AM
Men's room attendant

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Thu 10/02/08 10:57 AM
Phlebotomist

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Thu 10/02/08 10:56 AM
Sounds great. Glad to see they aren't testing on animals anymore.

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Thu 10/02/08 10:42 AM
A divorced father of two

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Thu 10/02/08 10:31 AM
Smart critters listen twice as much as they talk. Sometimes its better to keep your mouth shut and be thought an idiot than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

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Thu 10/02/08 10:26 AM
How does this game work?

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Thu 10/02/08 07:43 AM
Edited by crm1068 on Thu 10/02/08 07:43 AM

is it that when I am ready for a real relationship nothing is jumping at me...but when I am NOT looking...people come out of the wood works??? This is just another of my crazy crazy thoughts.


Tell me when you are ready for a fake relationship...I'm craptastic at real ones.

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Thu 10/02/08 07:36 AM


I cuddling right now with all of you in my mind.


HEY NOW!!! You're not built right for ME!


Sorry man, no one is safe from the mind cuddle.

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Thu 10/02/08 07:34 AM
Cuddling is good. But I get hot easy, how come when you turn your cuddle buddy over they aren't cool on the otherside, like your pillow is?

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Thu 10/02/08 07:24 AM
I cuddling right now with all of you in my mind.

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Wed 10/01/08 01:36 PM
Edited by crm1068 on Wed 10/01/08 01:37 PM
******* ** *******

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Wed 10/01/08 01:08 PM




I like a lady on the street but a freak in the bed...does that make me a bad boy?


No, I think that makes you a rapper line thief...laugh

No, I think most men want a respectable women who is passionate and adventerous in bed.


I'm not thieving, I'm sampling. There is a difference.


Just like MC Hammer...Vanilla Ice....P Diddy....


If there is a problem, yo, I'll solve it...

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Wed 10/01/08 01:06 PM


I like a lady on the street but a freak in the bed...does that make me a bad boy?


Stop talking about me. bigsmile


You just told on yourself, that's funny.

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Wed 10/01/08 12:57 PM


I like a lady on the street but a freak in the bed...does that make me a bad boy?


No, I think that makes you a rapper line thief...laugh

No, I think most men want a respectable women who is passionate and adventerous in bed.


I'm not thieving, I'm sampling. There is a difference.

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Wed 10/01/08 12:55 PM
Most people call me an A## H@le

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Wed 10/01/08 12:53 PM
I like a lady on the street but a freak in the bed...does that make me a bad boy?

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Wed 10/01/08 12:36 PM
I'll have to do some manscaping first. Give me a few...

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Wed 10/01/08 12:33 PM

slaphead slaphead


yawn






If I were a woman, I'm not, I would tell him...
you don't have to take your panties off...
just pull 'em to the side...
devil


rofl rofl

but what about the friction from the panties...creates a huge ouchie in the nether regions..


Stick with cotton.


but not as sexy..I'd want to see him in satin and lace..lol


I like pink on my man since i have that whip and all


Cross dress him...become the man...you wear the pink...whip yourself.


now how the hell is that fun..............


I'm not sure. He cross dresses and becomes the woman. You in turn become the man? So you like him in pink. I don't know.frustrated

You can whip me if you like. I've been bad.


Whipping crm in progress..............


What are we married? How about a little warm up? Can I get a kiss first?

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Wed 10/01/08 12:28 PM

yawn






If I were a woman, I'm not, I would tell him...
you don't have to take your panties off...
just pull 'em to the side...
devil


rofl rofl

but what about the friction from the panties...creates a huge ouchie in the nether regions..


Stick with cotton.


but not as sexy..I'd want to see him in satin and lace..lol


I like pink on my man since i have that whip and all


Cross dress him...become the man...you wear the pink...whip yourself.


now how the hell is that fun..............


I'm not sure. He cross dresses and becomes the woman. You in turn become the man? So you like him in pink. I don't know.frustrated

You can whip me if you like. I've been bad.

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Wed 10/01/08 12:25 PM





If I were a woman, I'm not, I would tell him...
you don't have to take your panties off...
just pull 'em to the side...
devil


rofl rofl

but what about the friction from the panties...creates a huge ouchie in the nether regions..


Stick with cotton.


but not as sexy..I'd want to see him in satin and lace..lol


I like pink on my man since i have that whip and all


Cross dress him...become the man...you wear the pink...whip yourself.

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