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Nobody ever says
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Men's room attendant
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Nobody ever says
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Phlebotomist
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Mace
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Sounds great. Glad to see they aren't testing on animals anymore.
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Nobody ever says
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A divorced father of two
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Two ears, one mouth, WHY!
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Smart critters listen twice as much as they talk. Sometimes its better to keep your mouth shut and be thought an idiot than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
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Number of the day...
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How does this game work?
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Why...
Edited by
crm1068
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Thu 10/02/08 07:43 AM
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is it that when I am ready for a real relationship nothing is jumping at me...but when I am NOT looking...people come out of the wood works??? This is just another of my crazy crazy thoughts. Tell me when you are ready for a fake relationship...I'm craptastic at real ones. |
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Who likes to?
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I cuddling right now with all of you in my mind. HEY NOW!!! You're not built right for ME! Sorry man, no one is safe from the mind cuddle. |
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Who likes to?
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Cuddling is good. But I get hot easy, how come when you turn your cuddle buddy over they aren't cool on the otherside, like your pillow is?
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Who likes to?
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I cuddling right now with all of you in my mind.
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Number of the day...
Edited by
crm1068
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Wed 10/01/08 01:37 PM
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******* ** *******
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Why do "Nice Girls".....
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I like a lady on the street but a freak in the bed...does that make me a bad boy? No, I think that makes you a rapper line thief... ![]() No, I think most men want a respectable women who is passionate and adventerous in bed. I'm not thieving, I'm sampling. There is a difference. Just like MC Hammer...Vanilla Ice....P Diddy.... If there is a problem, yo, I'll solve it... |
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Why do "Nice Girls".....
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I like a lady on the street but a freak in the bed...does that make me a bad boy? Stop talking about me. ![]() You just told on yourself, that's funny. |
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Why do "Nice Girls".....
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I like a lady on the street but a freak in the bed...does that make me a bad boy? No, I think that makes you a rapper line thief... ![]() No, I think most men want a respectable women who is passionate and adventerous in bed. I'm not thieving, I'm sampling. There is a difference. |
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Why do "Nice Girls".....
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Most people call me an A## H@le
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Why do "Nice Girls".....
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I like a lady on the street but a freak in the bed...does that make me a bad boy?
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I'll have to do some manscaping first. Give me a few...
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![]() ![]() ![]() If I were a woman, I'm not, I would tell him... you don't have to take your panties off... just pull 'em to the side... ![]() ![]() ![]() but what about the friction from the panties...creates a huge ouchie in the nether regions.. Stick with cotton. but not as sexy..I'd want to see him in satin and lace..lol I like pink on my man since i have that whip and all Cross dress him...become the man...you wear the pink...whip yourself. now how the hell is that fun.............. I'm not sure. He cross dresses and becomes the woman. You in turn become the man? So you like him in pink. I don't know. ![]() You can whip me if you like. I've been bad. Whipping crm in progress.............. What are we married? How about a little warm up? Can I get a kiss first? |
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![]() If I were a woman, I'm not, I would tell him... you don't have to take your panties off... just pull 'em to the side... ![]() ![]() ![]() but what about the friction from the panties...creates a huge ouchie in the nether regions.. Stick with cotton. but not as sexy..I'd want to see him in satin and lace..lol I like pink on my man since i have that whip and all Cross dress him...become the man...you wear the pink...whip yourself. now how the hell is that fun.............. I'm not sure. He cross dresses and becomes the woman. You in turn become the man? So you like him in pink. I don't know. ![]() You can whip me if you like. I've been bad. |
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If I were a woman, I'm not, I would tell him... you don't have to take your panties off... just pull 'em to the side... ![]() ![]() ![]() but what about the friction from the panties...creates a huge ouchie in the nether regions.. Stick with cotton. but not as sexy..I'd want to see him in satin and lace..lol I like pink on my man since i have that whip and all Cross dress him...become the man...you wear the pink...whip yourself. |
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